fuck

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

#like olive oil friends #it’s not because the olive never had sex

Tiddies

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

im not gay but….. lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

can some of u just shut up

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

What a fantastic series!  Beautiful.