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this is my NEW FAVORITE THING

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Soundcloud is being a butt so this is TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE for now

(from the “Dodge a Bullet” episode of Mythbusters) *wind rustles* *bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin* ...

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

why does this video look like it was shot during world war 2

so weird seeing this footage in color. those brave men

YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN

there are a lot of bert and ernie sketches that are just unironically very funny

This proves that gays have been shitposting for DECADES

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

She said this so well, I’m so shook.

She took the words right out of my mouth

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^ apparently you can pm me for sex now. starting price is $16,000,000

This is what sports should be about <3

the pinnacle of comedy