Brown Eyes and a Button Nose

popcorn explodes too violently. they need to breed a new one that unfurls like the delicate wings of a newly emerged moth

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

all right everyone let's hear it for ACETAMINOPHEN let's give it up for STORE-BRAND TYLENOL let me hear you make some NOISE

everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

take everything i say with a hint of lime

is that simple task bothering you queen

Silk is so beautiful. Thank you worms

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise