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Daryl: Why is Dog on the counter?
Judith: He likes to be tall.
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Daryl: *Walks into the kitchen to see Dog on the counter*
Daryl: Why is Dog on the counter?
Judith: He likes to be tall.

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michonne: what are you writing?
rick, writing a letter: negan wants to know what kind of weaponry we have. i'm just letting him know that's private information.
michonne, looking over his shoulder: ...this just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.
rick: mhm😌
rick when he came out of his coma: i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.
*loud crash*
rick: what did you do???
carl: my best.
[ daryl and aaron having dinner ]
aarron: daryl, you shouldn’t be using a straw
daryl, rolling his eyes: i know, i know, it’s bad for the environment and shit, right?
aaron: no, its just
aaron: just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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this is my favourite meme atm and tbh it's probably not even that funny but it's absolutely funny to me so have a lot of the same meme
concept: i wear a vintage sundress and run barefoot through an old vine infested castle which i inherited from a late relative while calling out for my rather pretentious lover before finding them in the study and dancing to in a week by hozier as we discuss our next vacation to italy.
when halsey said “i’ve only felt religion when i’ve lied with you.” and when hozier said “the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you.”
spencer reid will be like “i know a spot” then take you to las vegas and accuse his father of murder
it’s the bisexual
Morgan and Prentiss, a summary

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Black LGBT celebrities 🌈
Lil Nas x
Willow Smith
Laverne Cox
Tessa thompson
keiynan lonsdale
To all my poc and black LGBT folks out there
Be gay, and fights for your rights.
Never forget that you matter. 🌈
Happy Pride Month 🧡
zuko and azula from avatar and sharpay and ryan from high school musical are EXACTLY the same character types (gay antagonistic brother-sister duo in which the sister is the more dominant and talented one and the brother is a better person who helps the heroes in the end) except zuko and azula are dialled as far to goth as possible and sharpay and ryan are dialled as far to prep as possible. miles and franziska from ace attorney are directly in the middle of this spectrum, as extremely edgy preps
Leap of faith
I can’t breathe whenever I see this
i wish i could do this without dying 😔
i love it when people reblog my original posts because like??? you think i’m cool enough??? to share??? and enjoy??? sounds fake but go off i guess
i enjoy watching the gang solve cases and lock up murderers but like i would LOVE to see more of their personal life. give me hotch taking beth to the museum and listening to her talk about the details of each exhibit for hours on end even though the pamphlet is RIGHT THERE. give me jj staying up with henry into the wee hours of the night to watch disney movies and eat leftover spaghetti. give me morgan and penelope going out for brunch and penelope explaining to morgan what a halter top is because “look how cute her outfit is, derek.” give me emily reading her book out loud because she thinks sergio might want to hear what the spy decides to do next and then laughing because “that’s not what spies are actually like, sergio. don’t be fooled.” give me spencer trying to find the perfect formula for cooking mushroom risotto while rossi watches him, shaking his head because he’s cooked this dish a thousand times and still has yet to find the perfect technique. i enjoy watching them solve cases but give me more of their everyday life. they’re more than just criminal profilers. they’re people with lives of their own. give them more dimensions than just being fbi agents.

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i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.
it effects everything.
being trans is easier when youre white.
being gay is easier when youre white.
being disabled is easier when youre white.
being a woman is easier when youre white.
being autistic is easier when youre white.
oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.
you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.
never forget this.
so you know how in the comics the kyoshi warriors become firelord zuko’s bodyguards?imagine if sokka crossdresses as one of kyoshi warriors again and begs suki to let him guard zuko.
Sokka: It’s not that I don’t trust you and the rest of the warriors!!
Sokka: I’m just a bit worried, that’s all.
Suki, knowing full well about Sokka’s crush on Zuko: Mhmm
Zuko: You know…you seem very familiar.
Sokka, sweating: R-really?
Zuko, squinting and sleep-deprived: Must be my imagination.
*during an ambassador meeting*
Zuko: Where’s Sokka?
Sokka, running in after wiping off his make-up: I’m here.
Zuko, looking around: Strange. I swear my new bodyguard was here just a second ago.
Sokka, running out: I just remembered. I gotta pee!!
Sokka, running back in with his Kyoshi Warrior outift on: Firelord Zu—
Zuko: Oh good, you’re here. Let’s just wait for Sokka to come back so I can introduce you two.
Sokka, internally: FUCK.
@unstable-dreamer-2000 don’t just leave this in the replies—
Sokka: Oh yeah. He totally is. He’s definitely single. Yup.
Zuko, narrowing his in suspicion: You’re not interested in him, right?
Ok but- during an assassination attempt
Bodyguard Sokka heroically saves Firelord Zuko:
Firelord Zuko, frantically: BODYGUARD PUT ME DOWN I MUST GO SAVE SOKKA!!
Bodyguard Sokka, who did not see this coming: “F U C K - ”
Bodyguard Sokka: Your highness. You can’t just go in his room and–
Firelord Zuko, opening the door to Sokka’s room to find it in a COMPLETE disarray: SOKKA’S BEEN KIDNAPPED
@insomniacfics I MEAN YOU’RE NOT WRONG
Zuko, catching sokka while he puts on make up: I- I didn’t know you liked that
Sokka, panicking: me neither but top said I would look good with it so I tried
Zuko: isn’t toph blind?
Sokka: *screaming at himself cause why he said that*