Incorrect Walking Dead Quotes

Negan: How dumb do I look? Daryl: Do you really wanna know?

Rick: Hey, what's different about you? You get your hair cut? The Governor: I'm wearing an eyepatch. Rick: You didn't always have that?

Carl: Will it hurt? Daryl: Yeah. Rick: Your bedside manners are rubbish. Carol: You should see his manners in bed. They're atrocious, apparently, so I've heard. Y/N: Oh they are. I remember this one time... [Daryl clears his throat]

Negan: What kind of dumb name is Judith? Judith: It's not a dumb name. Negan: How come I've never heard it before? Judith: Because you never met anyone named Judith!

Eugene: I'm half-man, half-wuss. I'm a muss.

Merle:  I try to limit the people I can disappoint

Carl:  Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet

Eugene: Is Rosita looking at me? Abraham: No... Eugene: She'll probably look at me later

Rick: [needing a last minute birthday gift for Michonne] Uh, get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste! Carl: Dad, there's two-hundred dollars here. Rick: Well, get her some mouthwash, too! I'M JUST A MAN!

Eugene: So when you're having affairs with these married men, is there any sense of... Rosita: Danger? Eugene: I was going to say remorse

Negan:  It's like goddamn Cocktoberfest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks, alright

Eugene: People tell me my body looks like a melted candle

Ezekiel:  I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender." I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.

Daryl: Y/N, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?