Emma

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

if the heavens ever did speak she’s the last true mouthpiece every sunday’s getting more bleak a fresh poison each week

When she got poisoned by the Queen the dwarves all gave her one last kiss on the forehead to say goodbye before her funeral and that was the true love’s kiss she needed to wake up, because her dads all loved her very much

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

aries, “it’s perfume.”

taurus, “i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day i’ll die.”

gemini, “we put in seven dollars and selected twenty-one plays of tom jones’s what’s new pussycat.”

cancer, “i’ve been nervous for thirty-five years.”

leo, “no! that’s the thing i’m sensitive about!”

virgo, “my vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup into my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”

libra, “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.”

scorpio, “because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.”

sagittarius, “everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

capricorn, “i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.”

aquarius, “hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?”