lose your mind

Pretty little golden nymph, correction. Let us be naked. It is just unnatural for us to wear clothing. Its practically blasphemous. 

Really, what is so offensive about my body?

Well I would tell you to just be naked like me, but people keep throwing clothes at me, or blankets….shoulder wraps. Beings and their clothing and weird aversion to nudity. I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. 

I don;t know, I know that some people are more modest, I’m not saying they have to be naked, just let me be naked.

Sure? It’s fun using my magic as a barrier sometimes. I really don’t mind.

I’m okay, it’s something very small that I can handle.

You’re not the only person he’s done it to, he’s got it coming. I’ll take care of it, don’t you worry.

Well, don’t do anything to put yourself out, really.

My magic. 

I’m okay, really. I can deal with a few rain drops, I’ll just keep an umbrella in my purse.

Scare the hell out of him. 

You don’t have too, I scare easily, it’s probably just me.

I can keep the rain from falling on you.

How?

Yeah, this place is pretty nice compared to others out there in he world. Has this place always been the same since you were a kid?

I mean, it changes, but it’s always been safe, depends on where you are in Valhalla, what you are really.

Well I think I’ll take care of it for you. Shouldn’t have to wear shoes if you don’t want to in the woods just because some guy wants to be a dick. 

What do you mean? What are you going to do?

Well I could always help you with the umbrella situation so you don’t always have to carry one around just for the possibility that it may rain.

What do you mean?

Yeah, sounds like Cameron. Wanna get him back?

Not particularly seeing as it about scared the lights out of me, I'm just gonna make a point to wear shoes in the woods now since there's a jerk on the loose.

Oh yeah it’s definitely more peaceful here, I definitely like it much better. But I do miss some of the shops and the sights that I’ve seen. What made you wanna go out?

I never go out all that often, I was born and raised here so, I've only ever been out when my dad left to be with his new wife, so I don't remember much. I wanted to see, it's nice to visit, but I wanna stay here.

Sounds like Cameron is running around the woods scaring people again. He get you today?

Someone chased me for almost a mile.

Yeah, the outside world is definitely much different from here. A lot of people are cynical, rude, and unfortunately do a lot of things like that and make women uncomfortable. Other than that, how did you like it?

It was okay, I mean, I like it here better, it's just more peaceful, but I like some of the shops that I saw, and there was a big water fountain in a park that I went too that was pretty.