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Hello world! I'm Sam. Cringe is dead and I write second person. The military is bad I'm just here for making muscular men do whatever I want. Thanks!
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With the baby finally laying across your chest after hours upon hours of labour, paired with the letdown from the biggest adrenaline rush of your life, giving birth to Simonâs giant 9lb son, you hardly pay much mind to the nurse asking Simon to sign the birth certificate
Simon had of course been awake as long as you had, never leaving your side for a single moment, but nearly half of his job entailed having to stay awake longer than most people did, so you didnât blink twice at him holding the pen
Besides, you were a tad preoccupied holding the baby, it only made sense that Simon got to write down his firstborn sonâs name on the birth certificate
You werenât thinking about how blurry his eyes wouldâve been with tears however, or how his own immense emotional rollercoaster would have been starting to letdown, not to mention how he could hardly take his eyes off the sight of the love of his life holding the brand new life the two of you had created, together
You definitely didnât catch the odd look on the nurses face when she read over the paper, clarifying softly with Simon âH-his name is Riley, sir?â to which heâd proudly puffed his chest and confirmed that he was indeed a Riley, neither of you thinking much about the comment as you were so lost in the haze of soaking in your newborn
Needless to say, itâs a surprise to both you and Simon, when the birth certificate is mailed to you both a few weeks later, with the name âRiley Rileyâ clearly written in bold
âI- admit thaâ I didnât read it over very well, but-â
âNo, you named our child Riley Riley, Simon. You can explain to me how it happened after you go fix it.â
âYes maâam.â
I love your work!!! Binge reading it all the time. Iâve been doom scrolling card tricks on TikTok and Iâm going to assume every ghost simp has a thing for hands (atleast a little bit) and idk if you take requests but I just thought if youâre at the bar with ghost and 141 and he starts doing these crazy card tricks and itâs HOT!
Your first indication that youâd had one too many drinks probably should have been when Kyle had to nudge you when your favourite song started playing over the speakers in the bar and you hadnât noticed
Or perhaps it should have been when Price had to say your name nearly half a dozen times to get your attention, in spite of being sat directly next to you
Maybe it even should have been when Johnny threw his straw wrapper in your face to get you to realize that you kept absentmindedly trying to drink from your long ago empty glass
It was all background noise at the end of the day though, wasnât it?
At least, it became so, when one of the sergeants, you canât remember who it was anymore, pulled out a deck of cards and slid them across the booth table over to Ghost, saying something about how theyâd forgotten to give it back to him after the last op
Now, youâd watched the Lieutenant load and reload magazines as easily as someone might tie their shoelaces, had seen him disassemble and reassemble weapons like they were a childâs 10 piece jigsaw puzzle, had noticed him fiddling with his knives on more than a few occasions
Youâd seen his hands in action before
But something about the way his large, rough, calloused hands split the deck without even glancing down at the cards, shuffled them as smoothly as any trained card dealer might one day hope to as well, seemingly had a warmth pooling low in your stomach, a tickle at the back of your neck telling you that you might just have a thing for hands
Or at the very least, his hands
To say that youâre surprised to find out the first time you travel together, that Simon supposedly has a fear of flying you never knew of, would be an understatement
Itâs just a quick flight out of London, less than an hour in the air to go spend the long weekend together somewhere different for a change
And yet your mountain of a man hasnât said a peep since the moment you took your seats, eyes staring straight ahead with his hands gripping the armrests for dear life
Youâre just a tad bit bewildered on how a lieutenant in the SAS has been harbouring an aversion to flying without you ever hearing of it
Unbeknownst to you, Simon hasnât got a single problem with flying, heâs just pissed as all hell that you put your own bag in the overhead storage instead of letting him do it when he offered
Somewhere in Mexico...

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Oh, and yeah, I kind of forget to post pictures
It's something with a summer and warm vibe, guys are relaxing, they have a vacation, and everything's fine
The sun is warmer than ever
Inspired by the art I saw on Pinterest and didn't save...
I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone whoâs familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war theyâre pretending is only now starting up again. Thatâs all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.
I like loser ghoap.
Where theyâre stumbling around eachother trying to dance along the lines of love but instead are stepping on each otherâs foot and kicking their ankles by total accident. Where theyâre studying the choreography day and night but to totally different dances.
Ghost leaving chocolates in soaps gear, hoping soap blushes. Hopefully Soap enjoys the sweet treat while wondering who was the kind, devilishly handsome, smart, witty, hilarious secret admirer to gift him this. But by the time soap finds the bar heâs trying to reload his gun only to cram a chocolate bar into the ammo barrel. He ended up resorting to yell âgrenadeâ and throwing the chocolate bar towards the gunfire, hoping the enemy fall for it and ducks while he books it out of there and to exfil.
Soap putting flowers in ghosts room, Orange Lillies. Soap googled their meaning before gifting them because heâs not a total moron. Orange Lillieâs: symbolizing confidence, boldness, and courage. Traits heâs very fond of from his lieutenantâĻUnfortunately ghost ALSO googled their meaning but they got sent to completely different sites. Hate and distainâĻgee thanks. Ghost sighs, thinking his secret admirer is stupid and didnât google the meaning, or that his secret admirer could be a secret haterâĻ
Soap: Ghost! Ye wonât believe it but some dumbass put a chocolate bar where my bloody ammo was! Gee thanks now I can eat some sweets while I bleed out from the bullet holes.
Ghost: Oh yeah daft bastard mustâve had good intentions thoughâĻoh but ye wonât believe it. Not sure if I have an enemy or someone who liked the mask too much. Got send Orange Lillies, googled it and they mean hate, no decent lads out there anymore. All of em are dozy.
Soap: âĻI mean if they all suck maybe we could give it a goâĻi know we can tolerate each other enough so why not tryâĻ
Ghost: didnât know you could come up with half decent ideas mactavish.
Soap: Away nâ bile yer heidâĻ
Star Wars x COD AU
Soap and Gaz with the murderous half zabrak guy they found.
@nothingbutnowhere I love the way your brain thinks! I was really struggling about what species to make PriceâĻ so Iâm totally doing that now (if I get to drawing more of the SW x COD)
Omg so glad I could be an inspiration!!! If you do get it I'll be happy to see it (no pressure)
CAPTAIN PRICE Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4
I could fix him but I don't want to

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Star Wars x COD AU
Soap and Gaz with the murderous half zabrak guy they found.
CAPTAIN !! WAKE UP YOUR LIEUTENANT IS COMPROMISED !!
The promised continuation of my last post đĨŗ
Some cute Ghost blob
I have some plans for them.
:333 for that one commentor. he may have shed a tear getting them but he looks fantabulous đ đ

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