Emily in Yellow

"Ladies free all night!" they yelled as they drove past me in a white minivan. And, in that moment, I knew there were so many questions I'd never get a satisfactory answer to.

The fact is that I have too much good stuff going on in my personal life going to get bogged down by the shit going on at work. It's just not worth the energy.

Zoo to feature shark petting exhibit Biden's feeling sad at the prospect of moving

There's no doubt in my heart that Tuesday night after 7:30pm is my absolute favorite time of the week.

This week has had so many weird moments

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT I AM EXCITED ABOUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Man stops me in the street and points behind me, saying, "Excuse me, you dropped your (mumble mumble)." I look and don't see anything I dropped. Thinking he sees something I don't I ask, "Excuse me?" He replies, "You dropped your smile." I'm sorry to get on a soapbox, but is it really okay for anyone to say that to a complete stranger? Regardless of gender?

I just found out who is teaching my next level improv class and I'm pretty much dying of excitement.

I think my dream job would be to work as a writer for the Nightly Show and or Disney Pixar

How long is too long to wait before you ask your boss if he looked at information for your bonus that you put on his desk on he 3rd?

It just turns out my cure all is a Neti Pot

I'm basically a poster child for women who are emotionally irrational for one week every month.

I should have asked for a raincoat with a hood for my birthday.