🩵My Swaysway headcannons🩵
(Here’s a few adorable swaysway photos from my collection :3)
Shout out to my amazing friend @itzchrissydoesstuff and her adorable headcannon posts without those posts I wouldn’t share my own headcannons with the community.
Most of these headcannons are about Swaysway but don’t worry I will do one for buhdeuce if this actually becomes well received by you guys.
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He was born on a beautiful snow day
For anybody who doesn’t read the breadwinners wiki, swaysway's birthday is on February 17, which is basically the day the show premiered and I find it weird that the show never gave us anything much about Swaysway's childhood or life before he became a breadwinner even though we did get a few information about buhdeuce’s throughout the shows run. I did look it up beforehand, it does snow in February in some places in America and considering it did snow in pondgea in the episode A Crustmas Story so it’s possible.
He had stage freight along with fears of public speaking throughout season one until the episode pondgea’s got talent.
I’m sure we’re all familiar with Swaysway’s stage fight, considering Pondgea’s got talent focused a lot on his stage fright, but I feel like nobody acknowledges his fears of public speaking. This is coming from the episode's employee of the month when the whole employee of the month ceremony was basically just buhdeuce and jelly as the audience and sure the whole joke was nobody came to the ceremony but in reality Swaysway was just afraid to talk to a bunch of people so he ended up not inviting everybody to the ceremony except the people that live with him.
But once he was able to face his whole fear of stage fright, his fear of public speaking just disappeared along with it.
Something that the show didn’t actually make happen, or probably happened off screen. We all know Swaysway has an amazing singing voice if it wasn’t from the songs in the show that he sang alone (I can’t believe this show has never released a full album of the show’s songs and music) but he feels like one of those people that would actually sing in the shower for a long period of time and would presumably make buhdeuce wait 30 minutes or less to take his own showers.
He has abs or, in this case, works out.
I mean, this is probably already cannon considering we’ve seen these ads in chest hair club and, of course, great white shark bread. I mean, it’s not really obvious considering he mines in the breadmines several episodes of the show, and he even stated at one point in the episode brocrastination that he exercises so this headcannon can possibly be Cannon.
He’s more of a mentor and big brother to buhdeuce. (Warning, this one might make a lot of you mad.)
Okay, before all the Swaydeuce shippers possibly go after me for this part, I do support Swaydeuce and I know a bunch of people in the community. See those two as boyfriends, but as somebody that’s watched the show since day one of its release, I never really saw those two as romantically involved. Yeah, there are moments in the show that make it look like that, but just because two people are automatically close to each other doesn’t mean they’re automatically dating or in love.
It’s pretty clear in season one that buhdeuce was obviously a new breadwinner, considering season one shows him doing things a new person at a new job would do, the name things off he doesn’t really know a lot about bread, neither knows which ones are dangerous, as we’ve seen in multiple episodes of season one and two with and course, seeing how protective Swaysway is it's shown multiple episode he would do anything to protect him even go as far to destroy a whole movie set because of how they treated his best friend.
His actual fear is not really unsatisfied customers, but it’s actually about losing his best bap.
Even though the tunnel of fear Swaysway mentioned he wasn’t afraid of anything, which wasn’t the case, considering we ended up finding out that he was scared of getting unsatisfied customers and his ancestors being disappointed in him, but his real true fear is definitely losing because there were so many episodes that I don’t even think I can mention them all on here because we would be here for a while.
He’s good at doing Voice impression impressions.
We’ve seen Him do pretty great girl impressions especially in episodes like love loaf, Quazy for Vanessa, and finally. Wrath of the Pizza Lord that’s if I’m missing any episodes where he has changed his voice for disguise or plan that involves disguising he’s voice it isn’t far fetched.
(Last one for Part one) He’s responsible for paying for the speeding tickets.
Another thing that probably happens off camera, considering the amount of speeding tickets and damaged property Swaysway has done with the rocket ven, which happens almost every episode. It’s kind of a miracle that he hasn’t gone to jail (I mean, if you count the ending of food fight club I’m pretty sure he and buhdeuce went there for a week or a day) since rambamboo is the strict cop in all of Pondgea I’m sure she has so much fun writing those speeding tickets, or heck, even sending those letters when you don’t pay your speeding tickets on time.
And that’s all the headcannons I have for part one, considering I have so many of them that I can’t fit on this post, but if it’s well received, I’ll make part two of it.
Anyway, let me know which one was your favorite and tell me why.
