Hi

SO as I have been posting about vaguely (not that anyone follows me), me and my family have rescued 4 kittens from the jungle. They were four and a half weeks, and since I’ve been wanting a cat, they are letting me keep one. She is definitely a jungle cat- she’s a tabby- so what should I name her? I’m thinking strawberry?

ok wait I’ve been informed that I’m ridiculous and have revised it again! SO her name is Circus :) (I’m so sorry btw I had midterms) 

I WAS WRONG AGAIN!! BUT I FOUND ANOTHER NAME THAT STUCK!!  @namedofficiallynotfakeman  DON’T HATE ME BUT HER NAME IS FISH!! YES I AM INDECISIVE! 

A warrior’s strength is based on the rules of chess. A Queen can wipe out an entire army, a bishop can kill a legion, rooks, a battalion. While a pawn is lucky if he can kill 14 men. You were a mere pawn, but you’ve infiltrated to the end of your enemy lines. Your body began to transform.

You are born with the names of everyone you will never meet on your skin

You break into a serial killers home

your bio parents try to find you but you don’t wanna meet them

the cat has done unspeakable things to a carrot

is this about your grony fan fic because I don’t wanna know

Drive-thrus are liminal spaces

Saw a guy doing meth in a McDonald’s drive-thru once

liminal spaces

a drunk guy hit on both me and my mom from a McDonalds drive-thru when I was eleven so

mentally today i am a little mouse. just a little mouse with its tiny knapsack & fitted cap. a little mouse

OH NO AN OWL

you know how in greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?

call that

call that a

Its okay, take your time

constellation prize

Humans are galactic cryptids. Though benevolent, they are known to appear out of nowhere to shower anything furry, or “Cute” with affection and gifts of food, or technology. They are known by their call, an unintelligible, though strangely affectionate noise - “Whoseagoodbooooy?”

I find ugly things quite enjoyable we should have more of them

reblog with something ugly and i’ll compliment it like i’m a grandma trying to keep the peace at a family reunion

oh well just look at that smiling fact! that is one energetic kitty. thank you for sharing, that was very nice dear

*wholesome*

SO as I have been posting about vaguely (not that anyone follows me), me and my family have rescued 4 kittens from the jungle. They were four and a half weeks, and since I’ve been wanting a cat, they are letting me keep one. She is definitely a jungle cat- she’s a tabby- so what should I name her? I’m thinking strawberry?

ok wait I’ve been informed that I’m ridiculous and have revised it again! SO her name is Circus :) (I’m so sorry btw I had midterms) 

this could be an episode of Sherlock

SO as I have been posting about vaguely (not that anyone follows me), me and my family have rescued 4 kittens from the jungle. They were four and a half weeks, and since I’ve been wanting a cat, they are letting me keep one. She is definitely a jungle cat- she’s a tabby- so what should I name her? I’m thinking strawberry?

Sometimes I put mayo in my scrambled eggs just to remind the gods they have no hold over me

oh. on purpose? why? 

Sometimes I put mayo in my scrambled eggs just to remind the gods they have no hold over me

isnt that just an egg salad. dont people eat that. idk i dont like mayo

you and i have fundamentally different concepts of what constitutes structural integrity in an egg salad

wait isn’t an egg salad the same as a fruit salad tho