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my version of the what’s your type (man edition) quiz

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them

He’s gone walkabout….

Look can cephalapods pick a later time to start evolving into land animals, we’ve got enough going on right now.

absolutely OBSESSED with this actual practicing doctor who makes tiktoks of himself doing stupid shit with a harmonica in his mouth in his spare time

I feel called out, but yeah

Same thing as when you’re looking out the window in a moving car, watching your little superhero parkour at 60 miles an hour.

Yes that too

Damn no need to call me out here 😔