Alexii

you can pry my barty calls evan "rosie" and evan calls barty "bee" headcanon out of my cold, dead hands

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

remus and james like to sit and people-watch together and by people-watch, i mean collectively judge the ever loving fuck out of everybody and they don't even hide it well.

my hot take in the marauders fandom is that I ADORE PRONGSFOOT. Like even more so than wolfstar. I just feel that prongsfoot and rosekiller give off the same obsessed with each other while balancing on the line between platonic and romantic vibes, except rosekiller is by far more unhinged and phychotic

drunk sirius throwing up, remus holding his hair, peter taking a picture and james posing next to it like a diva

Sirius running away but Walburga knows and she tells him he has five minutes to gather what's his and leave if he's actually going to do it and five minutes later he's walking out the door with (a very confused) Regulus thrown over his shoulder.

Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved selling dead vapes to younger students

rosekiller

I like pain

Barty and Evan who are subconsciously kinda scared of Sirius, cuz in the back of their heads he’s still Regulus’ cool older brother who used to yell at them for playing too loud