They Call Me Emma

"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

where's that speed skating gif

yeppppp

i just never want to see elon musk happy

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine