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@sararaasch

this works so well…please watch 

Well this is just fucking magic.

Look on, motherfuckers. Look on 

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

Ping @cincoflex!  

@youthbookreview

‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform

@channah

At least when I leave the house looking ugly I can tell myself it’s 4 feminism… men just look ugly

Perfectly distilled in Vine form

friends was right

explain

it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month, or even my year