requiem mashed

no one is saying it but we all know ron is killin it

me caring is a publicity stunt

just an fyi i can tell when you guys are horny because of the pictures you’re reblogging. jus want you to know that you’re not fooling anyone..

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

Mr krabs has a happy trail, total daddy