Deadpool 2 ⌠sentence starters
âYou kind of killed him.â
âThatâs just lazy writing.â
âWhy canât I fucking die?â
âWalk away! Just walk away!â
âDid he just call himself God?â
âIâm gonna rip you in half now.â
âYou stole that from RoboCop!â
âI was born into war, bred into it.â
âYouâre a lot smarter than I look.â
âHow do you know what I want?!â
âWelcome to the big leagues, kid.â
âI want to become a contract killer.â
âMy body is an instrument of death.â
âYour souls are beyond redemption!â
âFamily was always an F-word to me.â
âCome quietly or there will be trouble!â
âIâm gonna miss him. He seemed great.â
âHey, look at me. You are not your father.â
âAll right, well⌠this has been pretty scary.â
âWhat do you say we go fuck some shit up?â
âYouâre just a kid. You donât wanna hurt anyone.â
âI think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.â
âI loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.â
ââLetâs Fuck Some Shit Upâ is my legal middle name.â
âBesides⌠I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.â
âYouâre so dark! You sure youâre not from the DC universe?â
âIâm not gonna abandon this kid. Heâs never had anyone, ever.â
âI hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds?â
âPeople think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it.â
âI mean, itâs not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of.â
âWe donât have a lot of time. Your friendâs about to make his first kill.â
âItâs a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch!â
âRemember when I kidnapped (name) and threatened him with great violence?â
âThat piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. He hurt you badly.â
âBut if you kill him, he wins. You become everything he says you are, but worse.â
âI realize that youâre new to this, but relax. Youâve been chosen by a higher power.â
âNo more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! Weâll let karma take care of him.â
âIâll never not picture that. But I canât wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.â
âYou might wanna start talking, âcause I got a long history with firing at times like this!â
âIâm only yelling to impress the other guys. Iâd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear.â
âAnd Iâd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams donât come true!â
âYeah, but what I mean is, like, the world âselflessâ. I literally donât know what that means.â
âSometimes itâs so bad we feel like weâre dying⌠but we canât really live until we die a little, can we?â
âThe point is⌠there are people⌠There are people in this fucking world, besides him, who will treat you right.â
âYou know, it has always been a dream of mine to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent.â
âOh, so youâre from the future? I have three questions then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: what Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point do audiences say âEnough with the robotic armsâ?â