😭🔪

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

my boobs are so big bc that’s where i store my immense love for humanity and hope that it will all get better someday

when one direction said can we stop this for a minute

aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist

do u think i could be happy eventually or is the curse forever

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

music listener first, lover second, human third

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client