i am out with lanterns, looking for myself;

i’m not mean my face just sort of looks like that

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

refreshing my email every 30 minutes. please tell me my phone will be available for pick up today. please please please

i don't think i'm getting my phone today 😭😭😭😭