Just looking at stuff

a team taking apart a downed angel like you're the CIA reverse engineering a stolen soviet MiG-15

Also the kid I knew with my deadname: I wasn't attracted to him (thank god, he was a bully) but she's gotta transition too. I don't make the rules

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

Dungeon crawling game set in a domain where the law of the land states that all hoards, troves, sacred relics, cursed rings, talking swords, and other unclaimed treasures are the property of the Crown, with the retrieving party being entitled only to a modest finder's fee, and also it uses XP-for-gold advancement specifically pinned to the percentage of retrieved articles' value the character in question is able to legally claim; much of play thus consists of fabricating legitimate-seeming provenances for retrieved treasures in order to obscure the fact that they were pried out of a dungeon and thereby defraud the King.

(No, this is not "yet another tax fraud premise". Circumventing state ownership of unclaimed hoards is a different thing – more forgery and less math, for one!)

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law

Also your lord trying to convince you to not pillage your own countryside

Fascinating

Handheld video games should also be pocketable video games

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

Teaboot, I respect you immensely but knowing some of your other stories, I hesitate to ask this but anyway: did that really happen?

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teaboot lore just gets crazier and crazier each post, what even is your story, so bizarre truly in the best way possible, at least you have like five other parents

This is the dad that's dead now btw