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Ryan Gosling Characters: Courtland Gentry / Sierra Six (The Gray Man), Colt Seavers (The Fall Guy), Holland March (The Nice Guys), Driver (Drive), Officer K (Bladerunner 2049), Luke Glanton (TPBTP), Sgt. Jerry Wooters (Gangster Squad), Ken (Barbie), Jacob Palmer (Crazy Stupid Love), Julian (Only God Forgives), Sebastian (La La Land), Noah (The Notebook), Dean (Blue Valentine)
Sebastian Stan Characters: Bucky Barnes (Marvel), Nick Fowler (The 355)
Other Characters: Colter Shaw (Tracker), Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3)
key: ❀ fluff | ⍟ angst | ❣ smut
"Do you feel better now?" + "Yes, thank you." - Holland March Drabble (668)
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Summary: Leon never wanted to work at the DSO, but the only thing worse than being forced to work for the government was being forced to work a desk job. Good thing he's a field agent, and his desk work always involves you. (wc. 1.4)
Warnings: Leon and reader are both pervs (more Leon tho). No age-gap warning bc they were both fighting in Racoon City during the outbreak. Reader works at the DSO; wears skirts/glasses; is female body coded; she/her pronouns.
Listening to: 'She Keeps Me Up' by Nickelback - "I need her so bad sometimes I think that I can taste it... I can't trust my friends 'cause she's what everybody chases, and I know where she's been 'cause it's on everybody's faces."
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Leon Scott Kennedy. Ex-police officer. Survivor of the Raccoon City outbreak. DSO agent extraordinaire. There were many ways to describe the man whose desk sat near yours, and you were starting to believe hopeless romantic or pervert was also one of those ways.
He was nice though, and attractive, so as bad as it sounded you didn’t mind him perving on you. It was only fair since you often caught yourself staring at his ass, the work slacks did him all the justice in the world - tight but not too tight. And then his shirts, how his biceps looked and his forearms when he’d roll the sleeves up during summer -
Hopeless. Maybe you were the hopeless one. But that hopelessness was not a habit you were going to break any time soon. You’d been gawking at him for years, ever since that horrid day at Raccoon City.
Both caught in the middle of the mess, fighting for your lives. You didn’t know what point in the day you ran into each other, but he saved your life that day. If you’d been on your own for another hour you probably would’ve died from paranoia alone. But then Leon showed up.
Young, blonde, round faced and still full of his innocent rookie charm. Between his arsenal of police-issue weapons, and the sawn-off shotgun you’d found under the counter of the store below your apartment, you both survived the day.
You’d been picked up by the government early on. You learnt they snooped into the records of all the survivors of Raccoon City and they picked you out as an office worker who had much potential to be trained up as an agent. With Leon they weren’t so lucky, they had to wait to get him to join. When he did, founding the DSO upon his arrival, he was like a seeker missile with how fast he found you on his first day of work.
And if he wasn’t out getting his hands dirty, he was sitting in whatever free cubicle was nearest to yours.
“Another coffee Kennedy?” You asked, leaning over the divider above his computer screen. His head perked up, eyes softening. He was obviously very focused today, usually he’d already be looking your way by the time you started walking in his direction.
“If you’re going that way, thanks.” he said, handing his empty mug into your outstretched palm.
“I wouldn’t offer if I wasn’t.” you replied, sliding around his cubicle until you nearly stood at his side. You watched his eyes flick, down then up again, you could tell his eyes wanted to linger, but he was trying to be decent in not ogling you when he knew you could see him doing it.
“You don’t have to go out of your way for me.” He said. You stepped closer, crossing your arms and tapping his mug on your hip.
“Again, I wouldn’t offer if I was.” your voice softened, “You’ve taken bullets for me and refuse to let me return the favour, the least I can do is get you a fresh coffee.”
“You could always buy me a drink instead.” he suggested, offering you one of his smirks. One of his eyes nearly shut at how he was nearly smiling, creases around his eyes crinkling. Even with the light catching the grey in his whiskers, he could still remind you of that rookie from all those years ago.
“One of those fruity ones with a little umbrella and slice of lime?” You said, starting to turn on your heel.
“Those are my favourites, now you’re talking dirty to me.” he said, throwing your cheek back at you.
“I’ll make sure to add that to my usual order of scotch.”
You drove Leon insane. It wasn’t always like that though.
Sure when you first met all those years ago he would’ve given you a second glance, you were pretty and any guy like him would want to give you the time of day if you asked - but then he got to know you. He was a goner.
He was a little older than you, only by a few years, but a lot of time passed between you and no doubt he grew as a person too - but to see you grow from a pretty young lady to a woman who demanded attention without ever asking for it was, as Grace would say, ‘a whole thing’.
Leon rarely saw you outside of work, and then it was more often in the office than in the field, but he didn’t mind. Getting distracted by you was a lot safer when the only thing at risk was turning in a report late.
And you were a distraction.
No one else in the building made a white blouse and pencil skirt look as good as you did. Black heels and a long expanse of your stocking covered legs on display.
He remembered clearly the first time you’d caught him eyeing you - he was too busy following your figure as you walked away, thinking about those heels… well it didn’t matter really. What mattered was how far back he leant in his chair, and how it gave way under his weight. He crashed to the floor, chair falling over beside him. He landed hard, and if anyone wasn’t looking at him gawking at you, they would be looking at him sprawled out on the floor like a fool.
It was years ago now, back when he first joined the DSO offices, but he still copped flack about it.
“Another coffee Kennedy?” Speaking of the devil, there you were. Perched over his cubical divider, looking down at him with a half smile. It took him a second to register what you were saying, he was too distracted at the way your glasses were half-down your nose.
“If you’re going that way, thanks.” he said, handing his empty mug into your outstretched palm. You fingers brushed, and he watched as your perfect manicured fingers curled around his mug.
Fuck, he was in trouble.
“I wouldn’t offer if I wasn’t.” You walked around until you nearly stood at his side. He loved when you wore slacks, it showed off your thighs so nice, but he was weak for your skirts. How could something so basic look so good? But he couldn’t linger on the way your hips smoothed down to your thighs, or how that soft bump of your stomach looked above the apex of your legs. You deserved better than to be openly gawked at, he knew it.
“You don’t have to go out of your way for me.” He said, trying to remember what you were here for, what you were talking about, but then you stepped closer. Your arms crossed, pressing your chest together and up, a button of your blouse strained, but he refused to look. He decided to just look at your eyes.
As if that was any less distracting.
“Again, I wouldn’t offer if I was.” your voice softened to something smooth, “You’ve taken bullets for me and refuse to let me return the favour, the least I can do is get you a fresh coffee.”
He’d take more than bullets for you, he’d catch a grenade with his teeth if you asked him to and never ask for anything in return. He doubted he was the only one - surely he wasn’t the only one, not with how intense you made him feel.
“You could always buy me a drink instead.” he suggested, offering you a smirk. You looked at him and he couldn’t help how that look faded and was replaced by a real smile. You could strip away whatever womanising part of him was still left and render him a virgin cop-in-training any day of the week with nothing more than a whiff of the perfume you’d been using since you were nineteen.
“One of those fruity ones with a little umbrella and slice of lime?” You started to turn on your heel, thank god, and better yet replied to his quip with familiar and comfortable territory. He can do jokes in his sleep.
“Those are my favourites, now you’re talking dirty to me.” he said, attempting to make himself sound less like a pining fool as you walked away.
“I’ll make sure to add that to my usual order of scotch.” You threw back at him. He could feel his jaw grind behind his smile as you left him with the clack-clack of your heels and a perfect view of your swaying hips.
Yeah, Raccoon City was the worst day of his life, leaving him with day after day of trouble. But at least you were the good kind of trouble.
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I can't believe I waited this long to finally read this....God I love reading a pining Leon and I truly hope you write more for this!! Having a fic with both POVs was so fun and I need more of their daily little office flirtations....and maybe even them sharing that drink?
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𝟏𝟖+ 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢 | he sends you a voice message while he’s away.
“hey sweet thing. missing ya’.”
his voice erupted, you could only hear the sound of his breathing, imagining the slow rise and fall of his chest.
“how have you been, mm? eating well? hydrating? you best be taking care of yourself while ’m gone.” he laughed, that squeaky one where you could tell his throat was tight from holding something in.
“wish you could feel how much i’m missing you.” you heard his breath shake at the last syllable, then the tell-tale sound of his zipper slipping down rang out. a loud zzziipp like he wasn’t even trying to hide it.
a moment of silence then a harsh hiss came from his side as he wrapped a hand around his aching member, stroking it to full mast. “shit baby, i’m so hard just thinkin’ about you.” he groaned, then a rustle of clothes came as he shoved his pants down to his ankles.
he shifted his phone so that it was placed right beneath his cock, you could hear it slap against his phone screen, hot and heavy. “listen to it. listen to what you do to me.” he panted, beginning to pump himself, every tug of his length drawing a throaty sigh from him.
“wish you were here. y’know, sucking me off.” he paused to breath, stifling a whine as he imagined the scene in his head. “gosh, you’d look so pretty, mouth full of me. choking on me.” he continued.
“or you could just sit on it. let me hump you ‘til you pass out, all dumbed out on my dick.” he rasped, voice dropping a milky octave. you could hear him spit down on his cock, smearing the glob of saliva over his length.
“if you were here, i’d bend you right over this desk and fuck—” he sped up his strokes, you could tell he was close with how whiny he got. “i’d do so much to you darling, but you’re just not here. and it’s killing me.”
“miss you, so fuckin’ bad.” his voice cracked, you could hear the lewd fap-fap-fap of him fisting his cock ruthlessly, teetering on the edge of release.
“bet you’re touching yourself too, huh?” you could hear his smirk through the phone, “bet you’re getting off at seeing me so desperate and needy. you’re evil.” he grunted.
“shit, i’m close.” he cursed through gritted teeth, you could hear his chair creak under his weight as he pumped his cock, chasing his orgasm.
“this one’s for you.” he panted, the sounds of his fist becoming slicker. after a couple more strokes, he came all over himself with a muffled groan, making a mess everywhere.
“it’s so much.” he grumbled, already regretting what he did knowing he would have to get up and clean off. “and i blame it on you.” he chuckled, you could hear him tucking himself back into his pants.
“anyway. i’ll be back soon. love you, byee.” he spoke before blowing an obnoxious kiss to the phone and cutting the voice message.
Since our first challenge last summer was a success, we are back with a new challenge for the month of June! You will have from June 1st to July 1st to get all of your submissions in.
This is our next writing challenge for the Ryan Gosling fandom! But, if you're not a writer, don't fret! We also accept other artistic submissions; such as artwork, playlists, mood boards, however you contribute to fandom! As long as it fits with the theme and/or prompt, we'll accept it!
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“That’s…an interesting way to break the spell.”
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[*earth shakes*] “Was that an earthquake?” “That, my dear, was a ________.”
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“No! The legend was a lie! A kiss makes the curse worse!”
“You have until midday tomorrow, then everything reverts back to the way it was.”
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“How did you get that scar?”
“If you don’t shut up right now I will jam that poisoned apple in your pie hole.”
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