Use your Illusion

The beatles: i'm a mainstream fucking chump

the Rolling stones: i'm a fucking chump who LOVES sucking dicks

led zeppelin: i'm a fucking nerdass chump

pink floyd: i'm a fucking egotist chump

queen: i'm a vapid fucking chump

frank zappa and the mothers of invention: i hate myself. i hate myself so much. i'm the worst person i know and i smell like wet eggs. I'm a fucking awful human being and I deserve this

david bowie: i'm pretendin to be a big giant fucking chump but i'm actually a fucking asshole

the beach boys: i'm a fuckin chump who lives with my chump parents in the chump ass suburbs

bob dylan: fuck you

fleetwood mac: i'm a fucking idiot chump who can't read

bruce springsteen: i'm someone else's fucking chump

the grateful dead: i'm an annoying fucking chump and i only get worse

the velvet underground/lou reed: truly an appreciator of the arts. I don't just appreciate the arts, I live it. Only the higher-minded could understand how I navigate the burdens of my intellect. Bless me.

jefferson airplane: i'm a pretentious chump and i use words i don't know

the smiths: i'm a dumbass who doesn't understand the narrow confined genre limitations of "classic rock"

aerosmith: i'm a washed up fucking chump who peaked in high school

elvis costello: i'm a socially withered husk of a fucking chump

jimi hendrix: i'm a stupid fucking chump talking out of my ass

journey: i would buy alcohol for 16 year olds

the eagles: i'm a fucking chump who smells like sweaty jeans

deep purple: i'm a fucking chump who tries really really hard to be cool