Hi!

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

your cat was an honor to see in the window

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

Okay, this is actually funny