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I LOVE this she’s not even pretending to be an archaeologist she’s pretending she’s the long-dead mummified remains of a Celtic princess who’s been excavated by an archaeologist I’m living for it

exfoliator but for my brain so I can scrub out the trauma

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

Might fuck around and only wear tweed pants, turtlenecks, and loafers, never eat but drink worrying amounts of coffee and wine, leave my apartment only to sit on a park bench and read classics while smoking, have a close friendship with underlying homoeroticism, accidentally steal a painting,,

hozier songs are like *blows kiss to the forest* that's for my baby *throws molotov cocktail at car* AND THAT'S FOR THE REVOLUTION

Corporations are like *rakes in $100 billion* “it is too expensive to stop using sweatshop child labor” and people believe them

is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!

when lorde said “i knew that teenagers sparkled. i knew they knew something children didn’t know, and adults ended up forgetting. since 13 i’ve spent my life building this giant teenage museum, mausoleum maybe, dutifully wolfishly writing every moment down, and repeating it all back like folklore. and now there isn’t any more of it.”

I can’t believe this is the post that spawned Pete Buttigeig