Average Teen

“You seem like a cool guy”

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

Hahahha 😂😂😂😂😂

masturbation appreciation post!!!! god damn it’s so fun and it’s a cool way to show ur love for urself!!!

THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

I think my reblog button is bruised af…

fuckin love this commercial

this post got better

omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful

DUDE my teacher canceled class the other day and so the next day we were all like oh no is everything ok?? and shes like “oh yeah its fine its just my wife wasn’t feeling good so i took her home, made her some soup, yknow fun stuff” and i swear everyone in class froze for a sec cuz we never knew she was a lesbian but then we spent a good 30 min of class time discussing whether her wife actually ate the soup cuz we all know she sucks at cooking

that is the best thing I’ve heard all day omg

this is beautiful

I had a professor who would talk in class about her wife and their four daughters and it always made me go !!! inside. like, wooooow, family goals.

In my undergrad, I took a module that had two lecturers teaching it. The first was very butch and would occasionally talk about how brilliant her wife was in the field and would talk about her kids and general family life. Then the other lecturer took over classes, and she would talk about her wife too, and how brilliant her wife was academically. Then they taught a class together and the penny dropped. They were talking about each other and both thought the other was the literal shit in their area of media. 

It’s been delightful for me to watch my friends finally able to get legally married. Every time @crofethr says “my wife” it’s like a chorus of bluejays dance around behind her.

I was at work at a deli a few weeks ago and this group of three women came in pretty late at night. One was the mother of one of them, and the other two were just being really cute and holding hands and cuddling and whatnot. One was leaning on the other and she seemed really tired, so her wife ordered for her and the mom was like, “Married for seven years, they know each others’ orders by heart” and I honestly felt like I’d been blessed

oh my god that’s beautiful

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person

LOL love this

Never not reblog supportive rainbow dad and confused lesbian daughter.

I’m the girl

Have I mentioned that I’m single and like girls

i love when kisses get so intense you just grab at each other because you literally cannot get any closer to each other. Thats my favorite thing. or when you aren’t thinking and kisses get sloppy and you get a mouthful of teeth. i love when you get side tract and you kiss hard and you were supposed to be gentle but you end up being slammed into a wall. i like when things get hot and you both are literally panting because you cant catch your breath. 

yes

NGL this is pretty awesome when this happens