professor xavier is a jerk!

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

Wait, you think British people are real? You know they just made those up for Bloodborne, right? They don’t actually exist.

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

Is it too late to change my answer

yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it’s quite simple really

Pride flag for every person on Earth

I dislike this. 

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!