Nutella is amazing

Brisnova 2015- undertale edition!

She is a woman with a doctorate degree who can break into Arkham with only a handful of objects, something no other Batman villain can do.

She’s a woman who knows she’s been abused and is working past it.

She’s a woman who called Dr Fate on his shit because “some of us went to school and earned that title”.

nochte:

WHAT IS THIS

what in the devil’s name…

Do you think McGonagall banned Howlers because the marauders keeping harassing each other in the most embarrassing ways like

"MR. MOONY MOVE YOUR PERFECT TIGHT ASS TO THE DORM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOUR FURRY LITTLE PROBLEM NEEDS TO BE SHAVED"

"MR. PADFOOT I REALLY EXPECTED MORE THAN YOU PEEING ALL OVER MR. MOONY’S CLOTHES THAT’S NOT GONNA WORK"

"MR. WORMTAIL I’M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BUTT IN THIS CASTLE, DUMBLEDORE AGREES"

"MR. PRONGS I MUST AWARE YOU OF PADFOOT USING YOUR BROOM TO DIRTY PURPOSES AND MR. MOONY I MUST SAY I’M DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU CAN’T SATISFY MR. PADFOOT’S URGES DESPITE OF ALL THE EMBARASSING NOISES I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ALL NIGHT LONG "

"MR. PRONGS I’M DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED ABOUT YOUR NEW AFFAIR BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS I’M FAR MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN EVANS"

“MR. PRONGS NOW THAT YOU’RE DATING EVANS I HAVE JUST ONE THING TO SAY: BROS BEFORE DOES”

"MR. WORMTAIL COME TO CHARMS CLASS SO YOU CAN LEARN A FUCKING SILENCING CHARM THAT IS, ACCORDING TO PADFOOT, VERY EFFECTIVE WHEN YOU NEED TO PLEASE YOURSELF WITHOUT BEING NOTICED"

“MR. PRONGS AS YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND I FIND MYSELF OUTRAGED THAT YOU DUMPED ME BECAUSE OF EVANS HOW DARE YOU”

"MR. PADFOOT, I DON’T THINK ARGUS FILCH IS GOING TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HIS CAT, PLEASE CONTROL YOUR INSTINCTS"

"EVANS I DON’T THINK WHAT WE’RE DOING TO PRONGS IS RIGHT. I CAN’T DO IT WITH HIM. WE SHOULD STOP SEEING EACH OTHER"

"MR. PRONGS AND PADFOOT I’VE SPOKEN TO EVANS AND SHE’S REALLY NOT INTO A THREESOME"

"MR. MOONY LAST NIGHT WAS FANTASTIC AND MCGONAGALL AGREES TEN POINTS TO GRIFFYDOR"

And also Dumbledore doesn’t make a move to prohibit shit because he seems so profoundly amused by it (even though he has no opinion about Mr. Pettigrew’s butt)