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Reading: The Paradox Hotel by Rob Hart (occasionally held up by fanfic)

Last song: Polite Fiction - Arrow

Last film: Is it possible that I watched no new movie since Iron Lung? I usually don't go for horror but this one had no jumpscares :))

Last series: Pantheon (and the last episode of Poker Face that I delayed because I didn't want it to be over ;_; Charlie you're the modern day Columbo and I love youuu~)

Sweet or salty: I used to have a huge sweet tooth but now I only go for it if I'm bored, but I can still devour an entire 95 grams Milka bar when I'm given the opportunity. If I go for salty snacks then my body is out of salt, oops

Tea or coffee: Coffee. Occasionally a good cup of tea, matcha if it's prepared well or Lady Gray (with a hint of milk), Irish Cream or some kind of rich roiboos or something smoked (smoked tea is good but rare). For me tea is too much work, it's always too hot to drink for too long, so it better taste like it was worth the wait.

Working on: two fanfics, one poorly-researched original story, the occasional fandub or official dub script that I translate and match to mouth flaps, two software translations that I'm struggling to complete without financial incentive it seems...

dean winchester, ryland grace, gabriel ultrakill, medic tf2, brad thaniyel, prototype regretevator, simon iron lung..

When not directly calling someone out/ making announcements/answering someone, Robert will always speak in emojis, or highly saturated/greyscale images (normally unsettling), or images of the institute, new and old. If speaking in emojis to him, it’s an absolute he will respond back in the same way.

He does not ever swear, if he’s trying to be mean he implies that you’re mentally challenged/a “shameless rat” normally uses words implying filth/unkempt to insult you

He often speaks in two sentences, both that could be easily “,” but doesn’t. 

USES “,” OFTEN ( not always like 80% of the time ) TO CLARIFY WHAT HE HAS SAID JUST BEFORE/AFTER, otherwise ( then titles ) he uses “.” + For example, “For your own sake, repent and serve Noli truthfully.” Adding onto it with the “for your own sake” and “…but I stand little, that is real, to suffer.”

He has never once simplified something like “it is” to “it’s”, always “it is”

Always uses “He” “His” and “Noli” for Noli, to be expected as He is their god ( Null seems to be another name for Noli? I think? ) “god” is lowercase as other gods exist

Never and i mean NEVER uses a “!” In text No excitement not even before he started becoming a character , has used the “!!” Emoji twice and uses the ?! Emoji a bit more, still, never uses the “!” In text. Normally he doesn’t even use the “?” In text, only once as a genuine question 2 years ago, the few times he has its for rhetorical questions.

NEVER uses slang not ONCE and I’m 99% sure he wouldn’t even understand it 

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