This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth

you’re laughing. they r preparing him into mochi and your laughing.

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.