be safe, be sensible, be selfish

i know people love seasons 1-3 of teen wolf but honestly season 5 was the peak of tv. the main plot line is about a child soldier who was abducted and trained as a weapon by an 18th century french scientist who made himself immortal by sucking on the brain juice of a nazi lion man just so that he could resurrect his evil situationship. "oh but the nogitsune-" i simply couldnt care less. do you think the dread doctors bought theo those fuck ass jeans with the piping so he'd be a more convincing normal teenager?

@silly-signs

if you think about it beatbox is a sound made purely with human mouth so technically there is no evidence that the medieval peasants did not beatbox

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

@official-library-posts

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

Something I love about the teen wolf fandom is that I haven't seen a single person who actually sticks to canon. Not even talking about like non canon ships or whatever, like full "that character is still alive actually", "This character never left", "anything after season 3 didn't happen. Also some things before season 3". Like other fandoms are very into the source material, and divergence in fic is treated as a what if scenario. In teen wolf it's the default. The teen wolf fandom looked at the scripts, said "this is trash", and then went and everyone did their own thing en masse. Open a fic and just accept whoever's still alive in it

yeah basically we‘re not writing fan fiction but foe fiction. we think it’s Bad (i say that lovingly), but the vibes are immaculate and we see the potential and we love the characters, so we‘re all holding hands while making it better

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

theo would make liam promise that if he ever died he'd burn theo's body so that no one could experiment on him again (or try to bring him back)