Hey!

me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous

brown eyes are heartmeltingly pretty pass it on

how are you born an innocent baby and grow up to think property rights are more important than giving homeless people shelter

I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

jane austen was so lit because she wrote about men the way men typically write about women i.e. her stories just centered around women and men were only there for the sake of women, and her books could have been all bitter and sad about the state of women in that century, but instead they’re sweet honest observational stories of friendship, family and love *sighs* what a lady i am sorry i ever doubted you cos I was bored in high school

no seriously her books do not pass the REVERSE bechdel test and it’s perfect

Jane Austen never wrote a single scene without a woman present.

HOLY FUCK

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WHAT IN THE JESUS IS THIS DEVILRY. I LOVE IT. I WOULD DO SO MUCH WITCHCRAFT TO THIS, IT SOUNDS LIKE DARK MAGIC.