Deez Nuts

still thinking about dottore administering the poison via a different method to every test subject in the toxicity test no controlled variables whatsoever. what the fuck is wrong with him

tamaki has a secret account with only one follower on it (you) and he makes and posts mukbangs of him eating different types of foods and then using his quirk in relation. you make weird food requests on it simply because you can and he never tells you no which is how he ends up eating some vile food combos. but his videos always start with “um, hi baby. tamaki here. today i’ll be eating ___ for you..” and you can’t help but giggle and kick your feet as you stare at your screen

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

Randomly decided to count and Dottore has died 8 times. (Zandik is 1, +5 for the segments other than 35, and then 35 died twice.) So by cat logic he should have one more life left.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

It only just occurred to me that the younger segments are probably the same as the Zandik from the notes where he broke his pen and just oughhh… Is it a habit that he grew out of and the older segments and Zandik keep some on hand for the younger ones? Or do they all have to stock up on an exorbitant amount of pens because they all keep breaking them? Are all of their research proposals covered in ink and barely legible??