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petting my mind ubgulaltes

kentodreaming

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

retquits

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

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charl0ttan

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

littlegreydove

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

systlin

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.

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i love and support all strong, fat people

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thisisthinprivilege

This time, I DO mean to post it.

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what is prev to you

a tired store clerk seeing you buy a large amount of something

the one putting you in a timeloop for the last 40 minutes

dove sitting next to a water fountain

science experiment accidentally brought to life

the same dog you see while going through the same route everyday

annoying younger/older sibling

sparklefurry (animal of their choice)

soup you forgot in the microwave the entire day

somehow wet uncooked brownie

personification of the 'single ❌ taken❌ gamer✅" shirts

pondering their orb

their icon but like an evil version

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glunk

Glunk

GLUNK

BUUUUUUGGLLLLLEEEEEEE

primarining

i just played the baleen whale lottery and won three krillion dollars

elkgrisper2

google search krillion dollars to william dollars exchange rate

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nem23

A poem or perhaps even a country song written by me inspired by this video

I call it.. LET HIM INNMM!!!!!

Ive got a bull in my truck no i don't mean cattle

Don't need a horse and I don't need a saddle

I just need the buglin bull in my truck

People starin at me but I don't give a fuck

He bugles and he mews, he chuckles and he glunks

Thank god I drive a truck cuz he wouldnt fit no trunk

strawxbunny

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

wordfather

hi can i sniffs you

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where are my muruals.... bugle buglel....

claracatcyan

Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

#My mind ungulates when i make a post about literally anything else

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