Single ppl, why are you single?
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Single ppl, why are you single?
Thank you all for your vulnerability on this post, I am feeling the solidarity in this chili’s tonight. But on a more lighthearted note, here are some of favourite responses ahsjjsksksksk

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imagine being immortal and not experimenting with gender at some point in your potentially endless life. couldn’t be me.
I barely made it to 15 before I was like “yo let’s blow this shit up” god could you even imagine how stifling being a gender normative immortal would be?? So unrealistic
Jane Austen:
"Charlotte Lucas was twenty-seven and unmarried, so she was almost sure to never get a husband."
"Anne Elliot had once been pretty, but at twenty-seven, she was dried up, coarse, and withered, the bloom gone from her cheeks."
Me, single, 27:
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

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fuckin lol
Another day, another politician that thinks Trump doing something they do means Trump should get all the criticism instead of realizing they’re both wrong
The difference here is that Trump spends tax payer money for his golfing and AOC spent her own paycheck on a video game to unwind. They literally aren’t the same thing at all
Right, where do you think that paycheck comes from?
Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?
Ok, just to be clear, do politicians get payed with tax money or not?
If you honestly think a government employee spending their own salary is functionally identical to charging leisure trips to your own golf courses to an expense account and billing the Secret Service for being there, just because they’re both paid for with taxpayer money, I can’t help you.
But what’s the difference in the end? They both paid for something with taxpayer money.
Okay. It’s very simple: When the government disburses money to its employees in the form of a salary, the transaction where the taxpayer is concerned is concluded. The taxpayer has paid the employee for services rendered. What that employee does with that salary after that isn’t the taxpayer’s business, since the taxpayer already got what they paid for.
To put it another way, you wouldn’t argue that Doris from the DMV is “spending taxpayer money” when she spends some of her salary on a pedicure and claim it’s the equivalent of a presidential golfing trip, or that a soldier buying a case of beer with his salary is a waste of tax money. Because you are paying them for the job they did.
In other words, it’s not fucking taxpayer money anymore.
It is, however, still taxpayer money when it is part of an account set aside for expenses incurred in the execution of one’s duties, and the President uses it to pay himself for taking vacations, and to pay himself again for the taxpayer-provided security detail.
And even if I were to play your stupid false equivalence game: At $300 per console and a game price of $59.99, AOC would have to buy 369,455 Nintendo Switches with a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for each to reach the $133 million racked up by Trump’s golf trips. So even if you were to blubber about how it’s all a tragic loss of taxpayer money either way, there’s your fucking difference you goddamn moron.
We’re done here.
me seeing the mailman buying twizzlers at the grocery store: wtf that’s my taxpayer money
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bro come here and lie down on the cool, damp earth with me as our flesh slowly withers and our bones intertwine as we’re consumed by moss and the relentless, inevitable ravages of time it’ll be epic
why don’t you be a fucking man and decay with me bro
Another one from my thesis critiquing self-care culture. This one is about self-care apps 🤡

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I’m so obsessed with this video I’ve watched it so many times my brain is fried
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Babies cry over the weirdest things 🤷
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Swear to god not a month goes by where I don’t learn about a new US atrocity
From Behind the Police yet again, casually dropping that the US killed about 200,000 Filipinos in their counterinsurgency after winning the Spanish American War
I am once again reminded that in the phrase “evil empire,” specifying that the empire is evil is superfluous
the plot thickens in the tale of Mama Lynn-
Dude i saw your icon and thought i already reblogged this post and forgot about it lol.