A Crack Fic: tdp characters play dnd!
So this is just a mini series for me to practice writing more of the dnd au. Crack galore. This isn't a serious fic btw.
"Callum, can you just listen to me for once second!" Rayla cries, following the mage to his office.
Callum sighs, turning around and giving her the attention with crossed arms. "Fine." He sasses her mirroring her annoyed expression.
Rayla: Can I check to see if he's really listening to me or just acting like he's listening to me? Ezran: Gosh, same here! DM: *Laughing* Two insight checks. Alright. Rayla rolls a 12. Ezran rolls a 3. DM: He is overwhelmed with emotions and doesn't know how to respond to you. He was going to give you a second and would turn away before you got a chance to speak. Callum: I insight check the DM! DM: Not allowed!
Callum simply walks swiftly off to his office and locks the door behind him. In his overwhelmed state, he forgets that his ex elven lover is a rogue and is proficient in lock picking.



















