incandescent

love how Asriel takes one look at the extremely low bar set by Mrs. Coulter’s parenting skillz, and decides to just do the limbo dance under it.

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

tbh instagram influencers literally just exist to flaunt their wealth, that’s their whole career. they are given money and attention and a platform for no reason but the fact they market themselves as Cool and Rich and we really need to stop letting that slide. they’re out there blogging “let them eat cake” and getting thousands of followers for it. young people! people my age and younger! people who are supposed to change things! why? are we trying to live their glamorous lives vicariously? the american dream is not contagious, its not even real. stop following these people.

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

sometimes I really want a boyfriend then other times I want a girlfriend and then sometimes I’ll see a cute girl and be like damn and other times I’ll see a cute boy and be like daMN and anyway being bisexual is exhausting

idc if u like winter or autumn or whatever nothing tops summer evenings when the sun hasnt fully set and the air is still warm but theres a light breeze and everything is getting more quiet except for the birds and crickets and its a perfect time to go on a walk and just breathe