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Showcase '96 #3 (1996)

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The Deadman #4 by W. Maxwell Prince and Martín Morazzo. Cover by Morazzo. Variant covers by (2) Chris Brunner, (3) Chloe Brailsford and (4) Hayden Sherman. Out in September.
"After last issue's truth-telling trek through the tortuous, torturous terrain of Torment Town, Boston Brand must balance the scales and make his way to that… other place. But this ain't the Heaven you know, man. Prepare yourself for an Elysium like you've never seen 'em , as the Deadman continues to unravel the mystery of the Soul-Eaters … while the Realm of the Living bears the cost! Plus: a brief history of Mr. M!"
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
*kick*
To add onto the Ian pregnancy propaganda that people have brought up again due to the recent Smosh mouth moment, I just remembered that in the sex ed rocks music video, Ian (who was dressed up as a girl but still) is seen leading Anthony into this room in one shot and then right after that, he’s seen giving birth to what I presume is their baby. I just thought I’d mention this because it’s pretty funny how the whole “Ian giving birth” thing has been around for quite a long time now since this came out in 2008.
very old smosh era and "divorce" era vibe

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The difference between the Good Omens book and the Good Omens TV adaptation...
Now that Good Omens is over, I can finally see what I love and what I hate about this narrative, both, the book and the series, in terms of storytelling and characters...
Regarding Aziracrow/Ineffable Husbands, before the series, the audience understood their relationship as "an honest and solid queerplatonic" OR as "they are totally an old married couple, Your Honor, it's right under your nose".
Both interpretations worked because the book left enough room for it. Aziraphale and Crowley had a connection, but this unique connection wasn't openly explored, which opened the possibility for the audience's mind to explore it in whatever way they saw fit, in theories and fanfiction.
Although there are some elements in the book that I find somewhat prejudiced, nothing excessive, but it needed a post-90s revision (something that the adaptation attempts to correct, in S1, where possible).
But, too, after season 1, some things changed in how the audience understood the personalities of these characters…
I love the irreverent narrative tone of the book and Season 1. I think the adaptation retold the book, improving some elements. It was great to have flashback scenes of Aziraphale and Crowley, it was interesting to see Satan visually at the airbase, and the punishments of Aziraphale and Crowley and how they escaped were also creative additions. There's more Queen songs playing.
But despite everything, there are things we need to point out; The flashback scenes in Season 1 better outlined their relationship, giving them more prominence in Season 1. However, this makes it seem like it only takes on a more 'romantic' form in the last centuries, whereas before, because there are no flashbacks in the book, fans were much more freer to imagine when and how their relationship became more than it seemed.
But the change in personality began there, in season 1, albeit in a more subtle way;
Look, Crowley was an "optimistic" in the book, but in the series he's given a more grumpy and whiny personality. While in the book Crowley goes to Tadfield without being told to, I never interpreted the Crowley in the book as thinking Aziraphale was dead, only that he thought he was disembodied and in heaven (which he was). I simply thought he would know the difference between hellfire and ordinary fire. But the Crowley in the series doesn't know the difference; for him, Aziraphale is dead, so he suffers, drinks, and becomes a sentimental mess (the crazy thing is that NG stated that he changed this because he 'suffered from Terry's death' and wanted to express that in that scene, about 'thinking you've lost a friend', when I think about it now it makes me angry!!!).
But even before that, the series has them fighting in the 'bandstand scene', and after that when Crowley goes after him in S1E3 and S1E4. This change in the character's personality made the audience see Crowley as more needy and emotionally dependent on Aziraphale than he was shown in the book.
In the book there wasn't problem between them because they don't fight in the book, there's no scene in the bandstand, no argument, they were more integrated because the plot didn't focus on them, it's leaving room for for readers to simply assume they were a good duo and that's it.
Now, in season 1, that argument between Aziraphale and Crowley at the bandstand scene, and Crowley chasing after him in his car only to be rejected again, I see that as a foreshadowing of what was to come, because the problem was introduced there: neither of them ever talked about it, nor about their differences of opinion on heaven and hell or their relationship openly.
Now I see it as a sign that NG didn't know, since that, how to develop any kind of relationship between those characters!
So, this new understanding, brought about by the adaptation, of their personalities; of Crowley's more needy side, and the long time they spend together without really talking about 'us,' will have consequences for the next season...
Look, season 1, despite some flaws, is still brilliant overall. The problem with the narrative and characterization effectively begins in season 2 and spirals out of control in the finale.
In season 2, we have a Crowley who seems more grumpy (Crowley version from the flashbacks, as Bildad and with Elspeth and Wee Morag, still seems cheerful. He also seems to have fun when he goes to heaven with Muriel, but the plot forgets that he should be helping Aziraphale, not there), but increasingly in the present centuries he seems more closed off, serious and grumpy, further and further from the "optimistic Crowley" of the book.
Meanwhile, the audience expected a development of Aziraphale's character that didn't actually come. We expected that after season 1, he would be better able to discern that "sides" don't matter, and we even expected that the flashbacks in season 2 would be a way to explore this over time. However, in the final episode of season 2, we still hear him saying things like: “You could come back to Heaven and... and everything, like the old times. Only, even nicer” or like “Obviously you said no to Hell, you're the bad guys. But Heaven... Well, it, it's the side of Truth. Of, of Light. Of Good”. Ultimately, this contributes nothing to the character's development.
Fans began to see Crowley as the "poor, heartbroken guy", while trying to find plausible justifications for Aziraphale's words without interpreting it literally. This is evident in fanfictions and theories...
But this only happens because the plot of the second season had already mischaracterized them, since Crowley should never have been transformed into a "mere grumpy, miserable and emotionally needy fool" and Aziraphale should never have been reduced to a "mere naive fool who still believes in opposing sides". From there, things went downhill…
In season 2, the story fails to reconnect the characters with who they were, with what they were in the book, with what they were in season 1.
- First, season 2 erases the remaining human characters from Book/season 1 from the narrative because it doesn't know what to do with them, so it removes them from the narrative core. So we lose Adam, Anathema, Tracy, and all the others from season 1.
- And with the characters that remain, mainly Aziraphale and Crowley, they resemble them visually, but with dissonant personalities.
Because the plot also doesn't know how to truly write these characters!
Aziraphale becomes excessively silly (a disservice to the character; many had already mentioned that Aziraphale seemed to have regressed in Season 2, but most of us chose not listen, thinking there was more to his actions than what was shown, and in the end, it was just a regression, without anything truly elaborated behind his actions), while Crowley becomes more grumpy and needy (when in the book Crowley was optimistic! And in Season 1 he was more fun! But now he became a depressed and needy bore, almost a martyr, where the plot constantly tries to give him the spotlight).
Crowley never says he's living in the car, Aziraphale never asks. They never really talk about their relationship. The Season 2 storyline, without really addressing the second coming or a new apocalypse, getting lost in trying to develop random characters, and failing to establish the "Aziracrow" relationship, and after going nowhere, ends with a dispute between them that divided the audience into "pro-Crowley" or "pro-Aziraphale".
It was awful. The fandom was divided, people started creating theories and writing "fix-it" fanfiction or taking sides, whether it was Crowley's or Aziraphale's.
While the Finale be unsure how to develop their relationship; Aziraphale becomes even more mischaracterized because the narrative insists on forcing him to still believes in sides and making Crowley more and more depressed with martyr-protagonist tones.
And they continue without any dialogue about this or about anything happening between them. Both, the Season 2 plot and the finale, give shape to any other romantic relationships, but not to the main couple.
We never see them have an honest dialogue about "us".
It's curious that, in the book and in Season 1, we have several characters, and even though Aziraphale and Crowley are just more one of all them, they manage to delineate their personalities and relationship well. But in Seasons 2 and the finale, where they are seemingly placed in the foreground, where they should have more prominence and more screen time to develop THEIR story, this doesn't happen!
Perhaps it would have been better to keep them as supporting characters (it seems to have worked for Beelzebub and Gabriel, and for Muriel and Eric), perhaps it would have worked for Aziraphale and Crowley too if plot hadn't tried to force them onto the screen as the "protagonists" they never really were!
And this leads: In the end, the Crowley of the finale was very far from being the "optimistic" Crowley of the book; he basically became his reverse twin, a pessimistic and depressed Crowley who lives on the streets and has lost all hope. Meanwhile, Aziraphale doesn't evolve; he continues to think that hell is terrible and heaven isn't as bad as its actions suggest, as in phrases like: "Someone must've had a motive for the theft. A motive for the murder. Angels aren't killers". So he suggests that it might be hell that stole the book of life. In other words, he learns nothing beyond the "sides".
Their character development was terrible because it was a "involution", a decline. And this, added to the fact that they never talk about "us", ends up making us, as fans, hate what plot did to them.
On the other hand, the Finale returns to central points of the narrative, of the book and the series, the question: is this universe, and the world they live in, deterministic or stochastic?
At this point the plot attempts to recapture elements from the book such as;
"God does not play dice with the universe; plays an ineffable game of own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time" - GOOD OMENS BOOK
and
"Maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan. All of it. You, me, everything. Some great big test to see if what you've built all works properly, eh? You start thinking: it can't be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaire". - GOOD OMENS BOOK
The plot of the finale even attempts to suggest that they're going from a deterministic universe to a stochastic one. But it FAILS.
It fails to conclude its central narrative arc because, in presenting the new world requested by Crowley and Aziraphale, this new world makes a point of showing that all the characters from the past universe, immortal or human, still exist in this new universe, all at the same time in the same place, that there's still a strong connection between who they were in the past universe and who they are now in the new universe. The new version of Aziraphale still likes books, still has "fell" as a name, his love still called "Anthony Crowley" and eventually they not only fall in love but also acquire a globe with the bookshop and the Bentley from the previous universe, proving that that universe wasn't truly forgotten.
Which leads us to the question: Did God bluff? Did they not overcome the system? Is it a deterministic or stochastic world?
In other words, in an attempt to give the characters a happy ending, despite all the flaws and setbacks in the plot, the story ends up returning to a deterministic universe. Except without the supernatural element. Making what Agnes had already predicted a reality? Consider this:
"Further Nife and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter," Anathema read slowly, "Concerning the World that Is To Come; Ye Saga Continuef l Oh, my . . .". - Good Omens Book.
What was the overall problem? I think it stems from trying to make Aziraphale and Crowley the protagonists they were never intended to be.
It would make more sense to me if it were like this: Instead of Crowley and Aziraphale, it could be Adam and Josh/Jesus at the end facing God, asking for their world back, but everything supernatural (angels, demons, heaven, hell, God, and Satan) would need to stay away in a parallel plane. At most, they could observe from afar, without interfering… So those who wanted to stay and interfere could simply stay, but as humans, and all the laws governing the universe from then on would be the laws of physics and nothing more.
That way they would solve the "determinism vs. stochastic world" problem that was created as the plot of the finale.
Crowley and Aziraphale would only need to talk about one thing: what do they want for themselves, what do they want for their future together? From there, they could even choose to remain human and finally live the love story they were never able to before, given that I doubt they would be happy in a parallel plane, far from humanity, surrounded by other angels and demons, forever...
...The story still wouldn't be able to fix the damage it did to their personalities on S2 and Finale, not at this point, not in 90 minutes, but it could still fix what it could and give them a happy ending in their original world, and at least get it right with "the right world".
But, in the end, that wasn't the chosen path. Yes, I was frustrated by that...
Well... the ending itself, what we saw, I don't think is bad, but it left many questions! Are they them? Aren't they them? Is it a new world? Isn't it? Will they eventually remember? Won't they remember? Did God bluff? Did God not bluff? Does God still exist? Does God not exist? Why does everything in the new world seem so ineffable? Many questions, no answers.
But, despite all the flaws and the TERRIBLE character development of Aziraphale and Crowley, there are still points I consider positive in the adaptation of the book in the first season and its expansion into the second season and the finale episode:
Of the good things...
1) I loved getting a red-haired Crowley played by David Tennant, I also loved Sheen's Aziraphale visual concept. I didn't know I needed it, but now I can't imagine anyone else playing these characters.
2) All the flashbacks are creative, whether make sense or not. I simply love when the plot shows them in another time, whether in S1 or S2, and whether people liked the finale or not, I became obsessed with Aziraphale's long hair in that first scene. Someone can put me in a straitjacket now, I'm obsessed with hair! Now I simply need a collection of fan art with Aziraphale and Crowley, both with long hair. It's mad!
3) I liked the blossoming of Beelzebub and Gabriel's relationship, as well as Eric and Muriel's. Aww, both so cute. These two couples were something I wasn't expecting, and I'm glad I got them in the adaptation. I liked Nina and Maggie too, despite everything. And, despite people hating it, I also liked Asa and Anthony! Regardless of whether people think they're still Aziraphale and Crowley or not, they're still so cute the way they are.
4) Oh, and I can't forget, I loved Jesus! Another such cute character!
5) And, despite everything that's wrong with Season 2 and the finale, I still laughed at several moments.
6) I like how much more queer the adaptation is than the book. In the book, God is a he, in the series a she. And we have many more queer characters in general than in the book. I know that in the book supernatural beings are canonically genderless or gender-fluid, but the adaptation embraces queer diversity more broadly! And this had an impact on the fans, who began to accept themselves more as a result.
It's a strange feeling. I didn't love it. Nor did I hate it. I just tolerated what I got from the adaptation. Maybe it's because I'm a Libra! It's very difficult to take sides when you're a Libra; we always try to measure things, balance positive and negative points, weighing all the pros and cons exhaustively without ever really reaching a conclusion that benefits either side!
Anyway, I'll keep the good things that Season 1 + Season 2 + Finale gave me in my heart (a collection of several things), but I'll minimize the things I didn't like (quite a lot, but what can I do? I can't change it, I can only overlook it). I didn't love the Book + Season 1 + Season 2 + Finale collection, but I didn't hate it either. I'm somewhere balanced between the two. Love the good things and hate the bad things. Life goes on…
These characters now belong to us to do with them as we please, because what they originally were in the book or the series no longer matters, but rather what they represent to us, because they live in our minds now; the part of them and the plot that still 'll lives in our minds is all that matters at the end of the day. And fanfiction will continue to explore what's best to explore, whether from the book's plot, or from Season 1, Season 2, or the Finale!
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The Deadman #3 by W. Maxwell Prince and Martín Morazzo. Cover by Morazzo. Variant covers by (2) Alex Eckman-Lawn, (3) Christian Ward and (4) Tyler Boss. Out in August.
"The third edition of this morbid disquisition concerning the attrition/detrition of the human condition, which, in the weekly tradition, boasts a four-color exhibition on some printer's emission. Here, by order of an anonymous optician, watch closely this vision of our titular apparition (armed, you'll remember, with fresh erudition) try and survive—by another's volition—a dire and dangerous mission through the hissin', Stygian conditions of putrid and pockmarked Perdition—a kind of new rendition (depicted as a living, breathing country-sized conniption), which is rich in its list of sick compositions: e.g., reason's egregious abolition; a pyrotechnic passel of pernicious seditions; hideous, bulging buck-toothed dentition; admittedly ambitious demonic deglutition… of gargoyles and ghouls in decomposition… not to mention an array of impossible physical positions that a physician might consider the work of magicians. So please accept our contrition for this rude imposition, our addled transmission this ungodly, offset-press parturition—one that we wish some brave obstetrician would bring to fruition its quick decommission."
This is an explanation for every single entry in the bottom layer of my Classic Smosh/ Ianthony iceberg! I will warn you, it’s a long post.
Wheelchair boy: This is a flash animation that Ian and Anthony made together in 2003. It was uploaded to the Smosh website and even though it was lost for many years like the other flash animations from that time, it has been found, and I even wrote a fanfic that was inspired by it. Here’s a link to a re-upload so you can watch it yourself: https://youtu.be/e65gFQPqh9Y?si=U3uTvSAkIMSU2xVG
Bri Bri boom: This was also a flash animation that Ian made in early 2003 before he made Wheelchair boy with Anthony. Link to my post that shows it and explains the context around it: https://www.tumblr.com/boxxedsmosher05/812705962896064512
Anthony’s name in Ian’s halo fanfic: There is one fanfic Ian made where he briefly references Anthony by calling out to “Ant” about how he’s famous now or something like that but it’s only a small thing. However, there’s a couple comments that suggest that Anthony was mentioned in at least one other story, but that story could possibly be lost as I cannot find it anywhere. Here’s a post I made that shows the comments: https://www.tumblr.com/boxxedsmosher05/791079776842596352/deviantart-discover-the-largest-online-art
The Ianthony report: This was google doc that someone made in 2016 about this theory about how Ian and Anthony are supposedly together and that the girlfriends they had at the time were fake, although I don’t really believe it. I cannot directly link the doc, but I can link the tumblr post that has a link to it on it, so here you go: https://www.tumblr.com/ianthony-report-blog/147885363940/taytaytaysmosh-alright-well-stuff-is
Persia destroyed remastered (and other lost flash animations): Persia destroyed remastered was a flash animation that Ian made in 2005. Unfortunately, it is lost, just like many other flash animations that other people created for the site. Snapshot of it on the old Smosh website: https://web.archive.org/web/20051204091437/http://www.smosh.com/view.php?id=1925
NSFW Ianthony edits: Um, this one is kind of self explanatory but also not. It can also refer to multiple different things but there’s one thing I wanted to mention here. There are these video edits of Ian and Anthony that “make Ianthony real”. what would happen in them is that they would be edited to say some pretty sexual things to each other and stuff like that, although I will assure you that these edits aren’t very good and aren’t very detailed. Here’s a link to these videos if you’re curious: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNR3rzjE4bUu7JsFIp51cXdrhq8E3VThW&si=XVCY-dtKxJfmeMkK
Smosh videos recut so Ianthony happens. Most of the time, dialogue is dirty. ;-)
SpongeBob theme and the Smosh fact: This refers to this old fan made video from 2006 that was so strange that I had to mention it. It starts off with this guy in a SpongeBob costume with the theme song of the show in the background, but that soon transitions into this other scene with these people role playing as Ian and Anthony and it gets a little inappropriate but not anything too extreme. The video is age restricted on YouTube and allegedly Ian and Anthony actually saw this video and favorited it, but I wasn’t able to find solid proof of that. Here’s the video: https://youtu.be/DcxNLKzPkAc?si=YoRZf_2UsEbVNxJ_
Die Smoshing: This was a flash animation that was created by Ian, Anthony, and their high school friends in 2004 about their daily lives at high school. It’s quite juvenile, but it’s pretty interesting to watch and I would recommend it if you’re interested in pre-YouTube Smosh history. A link to a reupload of it: https://youtu.be/3IKPSdn6PKI?si=o46o2yH6r8_VWSDo
“Anthony is naked”: This was what looks to have been an inside joke on the Smosh forums from around 2004-2008. People would often put some joke about Anthony being naked on their profile quite a lot, with Anthony himself even saying that he was naked in his own profile.
Videos of Ian’s cross country team: Yes, videos of Ian and his cross country team running do exist on the internet. I made a post about it a while ago that has a link to them: https://www.tumblr.com/boxxedsmosher05/784814217553494016/ive-found-an-actual-video-of-ians-cross-country
Life’s lessons 6-10: For context, Anthony made a flash animation called “Life’s lessons 1-5” in 2003. However, a comment thread I found from around that time had Anthony ask for suggestions on a sequel to that video called “Life’s lessons 6-10” but that video was never finished/made.
Lost flash games: There was a section on the old Smosh website that had flash games, with anyone being allowed to make and add their own games to that section, but most of them are lost now.
“The Smosh song” - original music video: This was a fan made song about Smosh that was created in 2009. Ian and Anthony saw it and favourited it. It’s actually still up on YouTube, so you watch it here: https://youtu.be/LtBPhFJvS0o?si=6zBdqAP3YYgMRt8P
“Shut up!” Sound effect sampled in song: There’s this song I found on YouTube called “Something cool” by an artist called Saoirse dream. At around 1:12-1:14 into the song, the “Shut up!” Sound effect can be clearly heard. Idk whether or not the artist knew about the origin of the sound effect, but this is still pretty cool. Link to song: https://youtu.be/TZ8SPnrwF-U?si=KuoXBI9GX6d0lNHS
Ian Hecox singing “You’re so beautiful to me” en espanõl: This is a video of Ian from 2003 singing a song called “You’re so beautiful to me” in Spanish for what seemed to be some Spanish project for school. Link to video: https://youtu.be/_4zhUTuNs44?si=u170h47o7ghWgtED
Why are there no Smosh fanfics from before 2011?: This refers to something I’ve personally noticed when looking for old fan content. I’ve noticed that there don’t seem to be any fanfics from before 2011 that can still be found today, and this doesn’t even refer to just fanfics, Smosh fan content from before that year is really hard to come by in general, probably because its been so long and as a result, most of it has been lost to time, which is a shame really.
Most website forum posts are lost: Again, kinda self explanatory. Most of the old forum posts and discussions on the old Smosh website are lost, which is kinda sad tbh.
The first ever Ianthony video/edit is lost: I know, there’s lots of entries here about lost media, I can understand why this may be getting kinda repetitive by now lol. What this entry means though is that I found an old Tumblr post where Someone claims that they made the very first Ianthony edit (as in, video edit that ships them romantically) and that it was from 2008. However, the video cannot be watched anymore. Link to that post: https://www.tumblr.com/boxxedsmosher05/792697460135968768/aimozz-i-present-to-you-the-first-ianthony
Ian and naked gi joe: This was the very first Smosh extras video that was uploaded exclusively to the Smosh website in 2005. It was an extra to the video “ The epic battle: Jesus vs cyborg satan”. Unfortunately, the extra has been lost since around 2007 with pretty much no one searching for it as far as I know. All that’s left of the video is this description that we have of it, but none of the actual video exists online.
Anthony’s long lost flash animation: This was a video that was originally posted to the Smosh website in 2010. It had Anthony talking about this never before seen animation he made in 2002 with him showing it. The video was lost until fairly recently, so here’s a link to it: https://youtu.be/UWQ9HjA0N_I?si=5k6Hv5qhiAQ7zweE
Smosh “tribute” fan edits: In mostly the early years of the channel, people would make these fan edits as a “tribute” to the channel, and there’s a surprising amount of them that can still be watched today. Here’s a playlist with some of them in it, although you can look up “Smosh tribute” on YouTube and also find them that way: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE3aqpAmxFFbycwiWdRunCgvvu-OfsVF6&si=6jHvQiJS4YaHieok
Pre-YouTube videos their high school friends made: Their friends uploaded a few videos to the Smosh website from around 2003-2004. Most would just have them doing random stuff and these videos would be really low quality. You can watch some of them here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCL15CZOEXNR4c99e9eRj4cujpuwDi7Ef&si=SlUWyoW8mKcY9Cb4
Season 2000-2005 Smosh.com and Newgrounds Archives
So yeah, that’s every entry on the last layer of the Classic Smosh/ Ianthony iceberg explained! I wish I could make a full video essay on something like this, but I don’t really know how to make a YouTube video, let alone one like that, so this is the best I can do. Hopefully all of these explanations make sense :)
Heroes & Villains The DC Animated Universe - Paper Cut-Out Portraits and Profiles
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My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my plan; my villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril!!!
First appearing in the second episode of the first season of Superman: The Animated Series, Alexander ‘Lex’ Luthor remained far and away the most perilous, pernicious and persistent villains in all of the DC Animated Universe, always managing to be at the center of the most dire threats encountered by the world’s greatest heroes.
Aided by the Justice League, Superman was finally able to out Lex Luthor as a scheming villain and not the upstanding businessman that he presented himself to be. Furthermore, Luthor was diagnosed with a fatal form of blood cancer caused by longterm exposure to the shard of Kryptonite he had always kept on his person.
Desperate and unshackled by pretense, Luthor would become even more dangerous tan ever before. He formed the first iteration of the Injustice League, unleashed the android Amazo, created a ray that could nullify superpowers, used this ray in the defeat of Justice Lords (thus earning him a full pardon for his past misdeeds). Luther went on to fund the Cadmus Program, ran for President of the United States and nearly conquered the world after fusing with Brainiac.
His coupling with Brainiac cured Luthor of his cancer as well as opened his mind to the vast powers provided by their combined existence. His visions of universal conquest were dashed when he was taken down by the Justice League and Brainiac was destroyed.
Breaking free from Prison, Luthor fell in with Gorilla Grodd’s Legion of Doom with the conditional promise that Grodd could help Luthor reunite with Brainiac.
Yet Luthor could only put up with Grodd for so long and he staged a successful coup d’état were he took over leadership of the Legion. He then funneled all efforts into resurrecting Braniac. His ambitions blinded Luthor to his own fly and he ended up resurrecting the dreaded Darkseid rather than Braniac.
Lutjor and what remained of the Legion of Doom assisted the Justice League in facing off against Darkseid’s invasion of earth. In the midst of the battle, Luthor was approached by the New God mystic known as Metron. The gosling presented Luthor with the secrets of the universe and offered him the Anti-Life Equation, the prize that Darkseid had sought for so long.
Luthor presented the Anti-Life Equation to Darkseid who greedily accepted it. Ins o doing both Luthor and Darkseid were transformed into energy and sealed within the great Source Wall for all of Eternity. Hence in his final moments, Lex Luthor became a hero, sacrificing himself so to save the earth and rid the universe of threat of Darkseid once and for all.
The great Clancy Brown provided the voice for Lex Luthor with the greatest criminal mind of all time first appearing it the second episode of Superman: The Animated Series, ‘Last Son of Krypton Part II.’

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Lex Luthor decides to run for President
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written by Roger Stern art by Dusty Abell, Al Vey, & Tom McCraw
It baffled me for a while why you supported superpowered menaces such as the aliens Superman or Martian Manhunter, or the freak Batman, or the supposed 'goddess' Wonder Woman. Then I saw you were a Luthor hater. Sorry you're a brainwashed puppet of the masses and not a free thinker. The Infinity Inc project should have kept going, by the way.
Oh good, one of you people. I've been prepared for one of you people.
Alright buttercup let's quit the chitchat and get right to the root of things, shall we?
("President Luthor" was a very in depth historical account of the Luthor administration written by political analyst Ronald Troupe. It is the most recommended source on the subject and a book I both own and had to read for a historical ethics class) Luthor, and his supporters are operating somewhere between a deep Randian self delusion as to the nature of power and a very mundane and pitiful kind of bigotry. All mixed up together in a noxious concoction that's been poisoning society at large since the industrial age at the latest and probably far before Randian politics even had a name. Put in order to fully pry apart the Luthorite "philosophy" we need to take them on one at a time. So let's.
In simplest terms Lex Luthor is a bigot. And he's not even a principled bigot. He hates Superman, the Martian Manhunter, aliens and metahumans and magic users because they have power that he doesn't and have the ability to protect themselves from the dominion that he feels he is owed. He knows people are easier to control when they are kept divided from one another and that anger and hatred sells better whether he's selling weapons to Bialyan dictators or selling xenophobia to the American electorate.
Luthor, like so many heartless billionaires before him sees his own success as both anointing and justification. The final stop on the crazy train of the capitalist prosperity gospel. He's rich and successful and therefore is also a moral good because only good people, smart people, wise people are gifted with success and power.
I hate to tell you my friend but that is bunk on every level. Lex Luthor is a snake whose success comes from the kind of underhanded skullduggery that ALL success at that level comes from. He's lied, cheated and stolen everything he has ever gained and he's left broken bodies, homes, families and communities in his wake because he simply doesn't care who gets hurt because HIS prosperity is higher. Because he's a business leader, right? And employer? Because he just plain knows how to get shit done. And that? THAT is why superheroes piss him off so bad. Because every time he sees Superman lift up the rubble from a chemical explosion HE caused. He sees the court fees he'll have to pay when his safety violations are dragged in front of a court. He hates to see the Justice League standing as vanguard against existential threats because he calculates in his head how much he could be strong arming the United Nations to paying out for some kind of privatized security force.
Superheroes are too principled to be bribed, too powerful to be threatened, too connected to be divided and too unassailable to be undercut by the newspapers he keeps in his back pocket. He's afraid of them for the same reason McCarthy was afraid of them in the 50s. Because he knows for a FACT that eventually he will step out of line and they will come down on him like a bag of hammers simply because it is RIGHT. He despises Superman because Superman has power that Lex Luthor knows he would abuse. And so he must convince himself that ALL people would abuse them. Because for all his genius he doesn't have the two cents worth of wisdom needed to feel the yawning, flinty pit where his heart was supposed to grow in at some point. And the best part is even DECADES after the world got to see him for who and what he is, when he got impeached by the representatives of our republic for putting life on Earth at risk to make Superman look bad. TWICE. He still has yippy little terriers like you marching along at his heel. And he wouldn't spit on you if you burst into flames.
Superman and Lex Luthor by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes
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Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane #46 (1964)
art by Kurt Schaffenberger
In short, just about the exact description of the way Clark WOULDN'T have wanted to be remembered after his death.
The only reason this doesn't activate some kind of long prepared will that revealed his secret identity and leaves humanity with the hope and his pride in them is because obviously he's coming back to life.
But there's no way Clark would be stupid enough to leave the eventuality of his death UNPLANNED FOR.
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