Elijahwattersplants

FANDOMS LIST:

• Hetalia

• Countryhumans

• Link Click (时光代理人)

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https://archiveofourown.org/users/Eli_Jah_Watt

https://www.instagram.com/elijah_watters_plants/

https://www.pinterest.com/Eli_jah_Wattersplants/

Tags I'll use:

Writing: #eli writes

Drawing: #eli's doodles , #eli's sketches , #eli's drawings

Random: #eli yaps , #Ihatemylife , #eli MUN rambles

Please don't copy, translate or republish my works onto other sites. I'm only on AO3 and my (slightly defunct) Wattpad (which we shall not link-). Thank you!

In my AU(?) I headcanon that all personifications have their own social media handles just like political figures do. So for Aloysius's handle it would be something like @/ AloysiusLeeZW_SG for both Twi Sorry, X, Instagram and Facebook. (I mean there's bluesky, Xiaohongshu, etc so many sites but I mean this in general for the wider world. More on the "local" social media sites later) Simple formula would be their human name and then the abbreviation for their nation/area. In their bio, it would be their description that they are the nation personification. They'd probably also get verified by these companies as well.

Now in my headcanon, there are two accounts nations have. 1 is an "official account" which is used pretty much just like a politician's one where they post photos from diplomatic meetings, updates about national events and stuff, etc (anything related to diplomacy/nation stuff). Account 1 would be also jointly handled by their PR team. The 2nd account is their "shitpost" account where they post everything and anything. Most leaders frown upon this because they think it ruins the image of the nations but citizens love it because it brings these immortal weirdo figures to their level, humanising the personifications.

However, not all nations have a "shitpost" account and these stem from 2 reasons: • They are banned by their government • They opt not to Aloysius falls into the second category mostly because of his fear of showing off himself to the world in a more..."natural" manner. He's aware (painfully so) that he's a neutral small ass nation whose actually pretty damn young (independence wise)! So for him, he's very very careful in what he posts and he's not keen to show his more chaotic side because he also believes that showing his "weakness" means other nations look down on him. (He's not wrong to an extent but this already broaches into overthinking). On his official account, he posts pretty much the same things as our prime minister but also has a lot of his photoshoot photos which people GUSH over. He's kind of freaked out by it especially when he sees the edits of himself and tries to block them out of his feed. Because he's physically 18-19, he does find some comments about like "ravishing him" etc; anything too NSFW a bit disgusting. (Even if by law he's an adult)

If anyone were to see him being a bit more chaotic it would likely be in the background of the photos/videos of other nation personification's second account (the main culprits usually being the MalPhilIndo trio and sometimes Vietnam)

For China where (most?) Western apps are banned, his social media presence on Instagram/Facebook/X are handled in Hong Kong (because his government ain't breaking the rules for this old man) where the apps can be used. I headcanon that his government really tracks what he posts so he's got to make sure he's promoting the right things. Of course, China is old as hell and I won't veer into politics but I do think he would be kind of disgruntled that the government won't let him do some funny stuff to show to the wider audience outside of idk his Xiaohongshu so he does have a second account he uses in Hong Kong. His government isn't happy about it but China hasn't done anything too scandalous so they just gotta be chill with it- (I also headcanon his people love seeing the videos of him playing with pandas and cooking and stuff)

Japan would also not have a second account to shitpost because he values respect and privacy a lot. There are fan accounts to showing moments maybe in the news/other nations' accounts in the bg/posts where he does act like maybe less monotonous and more expressive which some people eat up like crazy- Japan really doesn't like it. But yea! I mean these are my headcanons so feel free to comment what you think about them :D

I mean guys- I didn't even use all of them... Maybe I used 20? of them? Or so lah-

The anatomy is shite but it works guys, the story and feelings are the main things! (Anyways smth smth how from afar Haikal can't see Aloysius's eyes/pupils so that shows how Haikal doesn't really know what's going through Aloysius's mind)