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my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

What did he say?

“Trans Rights”

K I N G

he is with OSHA

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

not knowing or understanding who internet celebrities are is my primary form of self care

sagittarius season

ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

i really like cuddling where you hold the person like they lay on your chest or tummy and you just hold them like: dis my baby, i hold u, i luv u. 

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

Crying

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

hitting that reblog button again because y’all NEED TO SEE THEEEEESE heheheheheh