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I go out every night to get drunk to convince myself I have friends because the alternative is being home alone and insecure…

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You have friends, and they are always around for you.

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How to blow your cat’s mind: brush their teeth.

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This is the greatest thing ever.

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The show, originally based on a Michael Crichton novel and a 1973 movie of the same name, has some big Prestige TV shoes to fill.

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Isn't this a Simpsons episode??

Is it just me, or is Mary Poppins Princess Leia?

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Obama shuts down the fossil fuel industry

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Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?

Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.

Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.

Lou: But you know, it's the little differences.

Chief Wiggum: Example.

Lou: Well, at a McDonald's you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

Chief Wiggum: Get out. Well, what do they call it?

Lou: A "Quarter Pounder" with cheese.

Chief Wiggum: "Quarter Pounder" with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?

Lou: Yeah, they call them "shakes."

Eddie: Huh. "Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.

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as mentioned in these previous posts, kilauea, a flat broad shield volcano, has erupted continuously from its pu’u o’o vent since 1983, growing the island by about 42 acres a year as its basaltic lava flow oozes at a speed of fifteen yards an hour into the ocean. photos by tom kuali.

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Darth Vader

Created by Celia Teboul

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For the latest from the single most trustworthy news source on the planet, follow The Onion on Facebook

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From a 1963 photo essay on the Himalayas. (James Burke—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images)

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Retro Vader

Created by João Marques

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Gentleman’s Essentials

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I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be.

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