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“Do you want to have flown halfway around the world, only to find out you’re always going to be the same no matter where you go?”

#stop hitting so close to home #it hurts #i can relate to this #and benson #it is hard to run far away and realise what you were trying to escape was yourself

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sologamus

#aka aroace ;p

wiktorjackowski

flying bathtub, 2026, oil on canvas, 70 x 100 cm

#listen maybe?

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

#aw hecks i'm in an ingredients household #every meal is girl dinner #everyone else has like breads and spreads. i've just got a bunch of dry stuff #food is complicated and dumb #seriously tho do i look like someone with the mental capacity to handle perishables? (no no i do not)

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randomreasonstolive

Reason to Live #14362

Thick thighs

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don't talk to me or my dead sons

#I'm in mourning #my beautiful wonderful bois.....#skrotmerket

let's anticipate the joy of apricity ( the warmth of the sun in winter )

#pointless post is pointless #i love learning specific words #unlike tools with a singular purpose which are stupid and dumb. unique words are super neat

no I won't accept "payment" for a gift that was a gift from me to you you goddamn eggshell

#I'm too frustrated to think properly; it's like a potatomasher trying to whip cream out of a can of beans up here #skrotmerket

I really hope someone will give Odysseus's final fight scene the Saun of the Dead treatment

#the film was dumb. too Noland. Too .... ''human''#someone please make it better by adding Don't Stop Me Now #it hyperfocused on the grotesque whern it could have favoured more details #instead of advancing at a reasonable pacing for a story it drawled on and on with irritating repetitions #Athena just sat around like a scowling lamp. and they omitted everyone's favourite bit about Nobody #skrotmerket

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aaaah when customer service is enjoying screwing you over like a cordyceps clicker that's developed a preference for assholes

#pointless post is pointless

sticking to every surface like a starfish

#waking up having to literally peel your spread-eagled self off the bed is not an ideal start to the day #dang it's hot #positively swullocking #pointless post is pointless

canelone. tube-shaped lasaga?

#skrotmerket

playstationpark

Gem Cutters 'Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage' PlayStation

#THIS is peak gaming quality. everything about this has perfection. and the reboots SUCK in every possible way #i will play the original trilogy until i perish from this corporeal existence #the reboot jumped into the uncanny valley and started to carve #skrotmerket #old games

knifearo

aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

#me #I'm basically all As on every spectrum go me I'm like the most energy-efficient fridge in the warehouse

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there's always a Steve

#always.#why is steve special #skrotmerket

this weather is like a stagnant pond

#dang it's hot #pointless post is pointless

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