The fuck you doin to ma bear!

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

bridgerton is so scary. one by one the siblings are fetched away off into "their happy ending" only to turn into non-characters bearing innumerable children in the background of someone elses story. its like a zombie movie

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them