don't hate the flaya

educating yourself on dog whistles of all kinds will have you feeling insane in settings where nobody questions anything they're parroting

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside

hi

Hello ^.^

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

more people need to start making OCs because I just saw a post of a woman who named her real life human baby O'lyrix and I think that child's life could've been saved if mommy had just gotten all her quirky naming conventions out on a fantasy character instead of inflicting it on someone who's gonna have to submit a job application someday

[REALLY NORMAL VOICE] you can let me in. i won’t do anything weird. i promise

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

getting " white girl wasted" is a sign of great respect in my culture

Going back in time to convince Stephenie Meyer to sue EL James for copyright infringement and stopping the fic to book pipeline

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times