“I think your cat wants to kill me.”
“I think he/she likes you.”
“I don’t think he/she likes you very much..”
“Dude, why would you get a _. I’m allergic!”
“There’s cat fur everywhere!”
“We’re not even allowed to have pets in our apartment!”
“Your dog just ate my shoe.”
“I don’t think he/she likes when you talk to him/her like that.”
“It’s important in our relationship that your pet likes me.”
“Why do you want my pets approval so much?”
“You’re really bad with animals…”
“How are you so good with animals?”
“I’m a vetinarian, of course I’m good with animals. That’s kind of part of my job.”
“If we go to the animal shelter you’ll wind up wanting to adopt every single one.”
“We can’t adopt all of them.”
“Let’s adopt all of them!”
“What did I say about watching that dog commercial? It always makes you upset.”
“Can you please watch my _ while I’m away?”
“I have bad news.. your _ died..”
“What? What are you talking about? _ has been with me almost my whole life.”
“If you’d like we could adopt again?”
“Woah, you’re like literally a crazy cat lady.”
“How do you take care of so many animals?”
“Look! My fish can do tricks!”
“He’s just swimming in circles….”
“I’d rather hang out with my dog… no offense.”
“Hey can I pet your dog?”
“Hey where did you put the treats?”
“You’re giving too many treats!”
“I think your pet hamster is trying to kill me.”
“Dude, my hamster can’t kill you. Chill out.”
“Can you help me? I lost my _.”
“Hey I’m calling because I saw your missing posters and I think I found your _.”
“Thank you do much for finding my _! How can I repay you?”