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i gotta know: is anyone checking on the cleaning asmr people mixing products? are they okay?

#they be dumping a lot of stuff in there #cleantok #cleaningasmr #asmr #spongeasmr

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Non-ASMR listeners:

ASMR listeners: I Want To Chew On The Sound

#asmr sounds #asmr

how do i tell youtube to never give me those frikkin' stupid split screen videos.

#youtube #opt out #split screen #videos

me when i see internet randos peddling their workouts or nutrition tips:

#who are you #where credentials #food #food question #workout #exercise #instagram

hate when recipes be like "2 ingredient" this, "three ingredient" that, and one of those "ingredients" is a frikkin boxed mix of some kind

#cooking #food #food question #nope #wtf

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i-am-a-fish

EAT THE MOON

Eat the MOON dude

eat the MOON

I don't gotta explain anything

The objective could not be more clear

get up and

eat the moon

go go GO GO GO

You've always wanted to eat the moon

gO GO GO GO GO GO

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#avatar the last airbender #cooking

Why we not using salted butter, bro

I mean I could google it but maybe somebody got a rant ready

#cooking #food #food question #any chefs #anybody

Ikea: what's missing from your sleep setup?

Me: the sleep

#sleep #ikea

I feel like Kaladin is slowly becoming my cousin Throckmorton

I will not elaborate

#brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #kaladin stormblessed #my cousin throckmorton

I read "one (1)" as "one, ONE"

#words words words #funny #tumblr memes #married life #grammar

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Trope I hate nearly as much as the *takes off glasses to be hot*:

*dude gets a haircut to be hot*

LEAVE MY MANS GORGEOUS FLOWING LOCKS ALONE

#isnt that backwards #like if you still like him after he gets a haircut its love #is that the point #its a stupid point #cut his hair and he's suddenly a baby #no more air of maturity and mystery #mans got patience to grow out his hair #you wanna take that image away #man be patient and careful and grooms well #wtf is wrong with you #wtf #manga #romance manga #manhwa

Pet peeve: I'm pretty sure making out with someone in full body armor would hurt.

#armor #ouch #just ouch #also ouch

Pet peeve: hero has the most defined body builder type muscles. Always. And bandages go into every defined crevice as the heroine bandages him.

#wtf???#reading #web comics #unrealistic #body image #isnt it more work to draw all that???

I made a joke.

What did the Canadian say to their friend when the first maple tree was discovered?

"I'd tap that."

#Canada #funny #jokes #im hilarious #sorry canada #i am but a foolish american despite wishing i could aspire to more

"Connected without internet"

And yet you somehow managed to load only the ads anyway.

#then connected to what???#wtf #wifi #ads

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Pet peeve: lions do not live in jungles.

#pet peeve #wtf #huh #misinformation #married life #lions #lion king #disney

Please don't immediately call me when I confirm I have a video call app. I have social anxiety and I'm on the toilet.

#relatives #video calls #wtf #social anxiety #nope #just nope #inlaws

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