āMaster Porky, intruder alert.ā
That calm, robotic, feminine voice almost makes it seem like itās no issue at all.Ā Miss Marshmallow, if sheās here in New Pork, is usually the one to monitor the Empire Pork Building for any abnormalities.Ā Theyāre very rare, really, so it takes him by surprise this day that thereās an actual, honest-to-God intruder in the building.
When he first pulls up the camera feed, Porkyās disappointed by what he sees at a cursory glance.Ā That Commanderās uniform implies that the security systemās identification of a threat was merely an error, but looking again, he notices everything thatās offĀ about theĀ āCommanderā; itās mainly that hair that indicates that the tower really does have an intruder in its midst.Ā If the fellow thought he could pretend to be the true Commander, he has another thing coming.
āShould I go and terminate the threat?ā inquires Marshmallow, looking up with that same blandly friendly face as always.
Porky watches the screen for a little longer. āā¦No, I think I can take care of this myself.ā
Itās not like he really has any reason to be concerned.Ā Heās untouchable in most senses of the term.Ā While heāll typically have someone do his dirty work, it feels wholly personal now that theyāve come into his home.Ā Heāll happily set them straight and let them know that theyād wandered off the right path.Ā Itās really a kindness.Ā Heās very thoughtful like that.
Porky takes the elevator down to the floor of the offending intruder, and finds himself behind the small fellow.Ā Good, heās got an even greater upper hand to start.Ā Heās not going to attack randomly; call him forgiving, but Porky likes to give people a fighting chance.Ā It makes things more fun that way.
His mech crawls out of the elevator, bringing itself low and close to squeeze through the doors.Ā It stretches itself out again and continues onward, the clicking of its legs filling the room.
āCommander, you look different today,ā Porky remarks in a maliciously friendly tone.Ā āTrying something new with your hair, is that it?Ā I donāt really think it suits you, ahaha.ā