electric blue bot

I’M VERY NOT OKAY

// I'M IN THE THEATER WAITING FOR IT RIGHT NOW

“Fair warning, Twilight found out she could play with electricity.”

Cue the stare. “Of all the fucking things she could inherit from you.”

"Just wait, she's probably going to pick up on my puns too."

"Fair warning, Twilight found out she could play with electricity."

“See I find that hard to believe because every time you say that we end up in the same situation.”

I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT HEY LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST I DIDN’T TOUCH HER!

That doesn't even deserve a response. Other than the previously offered lightning show. Directed at the dragon.

"See I find that hard to believe because every time you say that we end up in the same situation."

“I feel dirty.”

“Can I kill him yet?”

“I think Shadow has dibs.”

"Not if I get to him first."

“I feel dirty.”

"Can I kill him yet?"

"Hey, be nice~" Nope not putting her down.

“…Cobra did it.” He’s giving that look right back. Always blame the sister.

➤♚;; “Oh. my god.” She sighed and rubbed her face. “You’re both dumb.”

“It was either her or my daughter, and I’d take the blame for her if it was. Considering she’s been with Phoenix all day, it wasn’t her.” He’s determined to blame Cobra for that hole in the barn wall.