SOME TIPS FOR POKEMON GO
• Like the game says on the loading screen, please please PLEASE be aware of all your surroundings. We don’t need people getting run over by cars or wandering into places they shouldn’t be. Also, don’t let your guard down. Someone can take advantage of you constantly staring at your phone, as scary as that sounds. • Bring a bag or backpack and fill it with things like water bottles, snacks, sunscreen, etc. Your body isn’t a video game. Take care of yourself out there! Bringing along a portable charger also is good, as well. Your battery life won’t last forever. Especially from using that data. • Speaking of that, also wear light clothing and nothing black out in the heat if you’re walking around outside for Pokemon. Overheating is not fun. Wear a hat too if you want to keep the heat off your head. • If you’re using your car to get to your next destination, whether it be a pokestop, gym, or a great place to get specific Pokemon, DO NOT DRIVE AND CHECK YOUR PHONE!! Just like with texting. Use common sense. This goes the same for bike riding, skateboarding, etc. • If you go out at night to look for Pokemon, bring a flashlight. Yes, you may have one on your phone, but this decreases battery life quickly. • Also, if you go out at night and you’re walking alongside the road or you’re near an area with lots of cars, PLEASE wear a reflective vest or something that will reflect light off of you. • Bring a friend with you! It’s more fun and safe this way. • Make sure to take breaks. Again, your body is not a video game. It needs rest from all that searching. • To make the experience even more fun, try putting together your own trainer outfit! Also, carry around a plush toy of your favorite Pokemon to be your traveling Pokemon companion if you have one. This’ll definitely make you feel more like a Pokemon master in training.
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And just how long do you think I'll be outside...? If a legendary shows up at a Walmart for a promo deal, limited time only event, then maybe I'll scrape my pasty white ass off my desk chair and sit my ass down in the car, drive to the fucking store that is seven miles away, and camp in the parking lot until I fucking have an arceusdamned Arcticuno. I don't play games for sport. I play to fucking win. See you in the league, chumps.
