I rarely talk about these things anymore. You know why. You know. I did something I cannot remember ever doing, which was read the latest chapter a day late. I'm that fucking fatigued over this series.
"OMG Eglentyne why you still read it" because I am bound, forever to be tortured, and I hope you all suffer in this hell with me, you cretins
Truthfully, there is nothing of real value I can add to the fandom narrative. Y'all are extremely clever and perceptive, and I don't spend nearly enough time with this material anymore to come up with illuminating ideas about it.
Doesn't mean I still don't react, that most basic of commentary, for emotional responses require no logic or critical thinking. Then again, I've always done that. And used witty language to appear intelligent. :D
There's not much to say about the current state of things, other than it gets awfuller and awfuller. (Bottom bunk)Ciel has shat himself twice over by now. And from the looks of it, Undertaker is unabashedly, unequivocally, and unapologetically emanored with (Zombie)Ciel, his Magnum Opus, I mean look at this kid:
Yana-sensei doing that lithe-shota-body delicately-intimate-hand thing I so love and adore, seriously, it mirrors the kind of spooky admiration we've seen Seb give to (not)Ciel for years.
I wanna know, has someone written the Undertaker necrophilic Ciel fic yet? Is anyone going to? Asking for a-- ahem. Leave a comment. Go ahead. Extra kudos if it takes place in the coffin
And just learning this has been Undertaker's pet project for three years, right under everybody's nose, I'm so numb to it. I thought I would be thrilled for Undertaker's appearance in the story once more, but we been waiting what, two goddamn years now? I'm emotionally drained. Let's go back to the Phantom Five, I need Joanne, for he is like a soothing balm to my embittered heart.
And since the chapter when (Seba's)Ciel walked back into his manor and gazed upon the horror of his resurrected and soul-bereft brother, this year of high-drama flashback and gut wrenching narrative, all this revelation accounts for five minutes in real-time plot.
Remember back when you were a kid, watching Dragon Ball Z on the afternoon Toonami block and umpteen episodes represented about thirty seconds in real-time? It took weeks of DBZ for planet Namek to explode. This is what we're experiencing here. It would be so much more interesting if instead of just standing there, Sebastian was standing there powering up a Spirit Bomb because it could have taken him all of two seconds to conclude he's had enough of this shit, just like the rest of us. But he is being quite useless right now.
And (pirate)Ciel continues to look like he is going to need some serious aftercare, everyone is miserable except Undertaker, and please for the love of all that is holy somebody please fuck some shit up--
YAASSS HONEY I have not been so thrilled and relieved to see Grell make an appearance in the entirety of this series Yana-sensei was holding out for this one fucking panel thank the angels in Heaven that this fucking reaper has come to deliver us
And maybe I am asking for too much, but I would desperately appreciate a fight scene that doesn't last us until October, I really need someone's head to roll or for Sebastian to like... be interesting again. Not flashback interesting, but butlery aesthetic interesting. Gimme some of that old razzle dazzle.
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