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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.

"don't tell the president I'm doing this, he'll cancel my citizenship"

Spiritual successor to the 4 year old neighbor kid throwing leaves into the mud bucket and calling it potion

Literally I would shit myself down two dress sizes after a sip of this and see the devil all within the span of three minutes

when you take the cd out of the cd player and it's warm that's because it's alive

So it’s war

Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.